university of texas

1) school of higher education in austin
2) home to some of the best sports programs in the nation, great music, and diversity
3) we're texas!

1) i wish i was cool enough to go to the university of texas.
2) the university of texas is better than texas a&m.

by kate March 27, 2005

Lubbock Texas

probably the most fucking boring city in the wole country. There is nothing to do here except visit texas tech and our crappy themepark, Joyland :/ but once you've done that, you've bout done it all. We're home of the dixie chicks and have more churches than lines that charlie sheen does in a day.

hey, what do you want to do today?
oh i don't know, go to the campus?
no, we did that yesterday.
go to joyland?
no, all the rides are broken except for the sky ride.
well fuck, i guess thats it then huh?
yep.
i fucking hate lubbock texas
me too.
lets become pornstars.
okay.

by Skittles <3 May 2, 2011

texas sucks

It's what everyone says about texas

everyone says texas sucks

by irvinesucks January 9, 2008

Odessa, Texas

A place where courage the dog would live(Nowhere). Some where the love guru would not change to Now here. Some sections of this sad town(that's right Odessa, your downtown is horrible, and the place is not big enough to be called a city) holds some interesting people. locals call Odessa: Odezzy or O-town to make it sound cool. Which only fails.

Some "good" points about Odessa:
-It is home to Permian High School( that school that has a movie and book about it.)
-There's hardly and cops that do their job.
-there's mesquite for the BBQ lovers out there
-You can walk everywhere in the town, nothing's that far from you.thats about town

Fred: "I heard you moved man! Where to?"
Mike: "Dude, i moved to Odessa, Texas."
Fred: "What's it like?"
Mike: "Everything looks pretty dead. Hardly any grass or trees. OH! I'm going to Permian though!"
Fred: "That's cool?"
Mike:" You dont know Permian?"
Fred: " No"

by shadow.ninja March 13, 2011

Texas Longhorns

1) The football team for the University of Texas at Austin.

2) One of the best, largest cattle in the south with huge horns.

1) Hey! I got some tailgating tickets to see the Texas Longhorns this Saturday!

2) Yumm. I love me some of that Texas Longhorn steak.

by V Vendetta December 20, 2008

texas fifth

This is a 1.75 Liter bottle of hard alcohol.

"It's a handle," say ignat fools instead of saying texas fifth.

by DAve J November 20, 2006

texas facial

a facial performed by getting shot in the face

While hunting birds Harry Whittington recieved a complimentary texas facial from Dick Chney.

by rnbwbxrs4u July 27, 2006