The Internet is always accessed by a crook and a fool.

A modern adaptation of the “crook and fool” proverb, emphasizing that anyone connecting to the internet is simultaneously a potential target of exploitation (the fool) and potentially a predator themselves (the crook). It’s a reminder that the internet is not a neutral space: it is structured to enable both scams and predation. The saying warns against assuming good faith online and urges constant awareness that in any interaction, one might be playing either role—or both.

"The Internet is always accessed by a crook and a fool."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 25, 2026

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All social media is always accessed by a crook and a fool.

A variant of the previous proverb, focusing specifically on social media. It asserts that social media platforms, by their design, attract and amplify both predatory behavior (crooks) and vulnerable, easily exploited users (fools). The saying is a caution against believing that social media is just a space for connection; it is also a marketplace for manipulation, scams, and harassment. Entering social media without skepticism is to risk being the fool.

"All social media is always accessed by a crook and a fool." Example: “He scrolled through his feed, sharing every viral charity campaign without vetting. His friend warned: all social media is always accessed by a crook and a fool. Do your research.”

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 25, 2026

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.9.Blind Individuals Are Always Serious When Adjusting Their Own Underwear When Stressed As Well As Being Under Duress.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 2, 2025

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Were you always Evil

Yes. You were never good. That was never a thing. You were delusional the entire time. You enjoy being that way.

Hym "And it say nothing about free speech or the rules because it's already again the rules. Had you know he was being tortured you would have done the same thing to him as you are doing to me. You where never a free speech guy. Speech isn't what's happening there. That is a prime example of the rules that already exist being ignored and imaginary rules that don't exist being enforced. The guy that was tortured and murdered on kick was entirely entrapped by the social convention that kept him there. Those people don't need a change of the rules but rather a heaping helping of murder. You need to be murdered with them. So, were you always evil? Yes. It's partially the jews and also the religion but also you're shit. You and the rest of the internet news garbage. The faster you get murdered the better. If you have kids your kids need to be murdered with you so you don't continue to taint this place. Anyone who knew and didn't speak out about it needs to be murdered as well. Starting with anyone named Matt. Kill all of them. These people are completely devoid of reason and are basically animals."

by Hym Iam August 26, 2025

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The boobs are always bigger on the other guy's woman

A "farm-girl instead of farm-land" variation on da old "seemingly lusher turf on neighboring fields" saying.

While it may indeed often be true dat "The boobs are always bigger on the other guy's woman", dat does not necessarily have to be an unhappy situation for you, since in some cases you could just try secretly asking said chestier chick if you yourself could softly savor her more-ample chest-pillows with yer own paws. Just find out first if da gorgeous Miss Bosomy is still of child-bearing age, though, in which case you should always be sure to bring a few condoms wif you, in case things "progress further" than just misty-eyed chest-kneadings and other "hands and lips only" activities!

by QuacksO October 18, 2025

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Julia will always miss Joe more

Julia will always feel the deepest yearning for her best friend Joe. Her heart will constantly ache in the absence of his presence. Regardless of Joes lies, these are the facts. jj.

Perfecto like Larry Lovestein - "Joe could never miss Julia more" " Its quite clear Julia will always miss Joe more"

by jjmotherfuknforsh November 4, 2025

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