Every time a discussion about fetishes and sexual fantasies happens online, there is inevitably that one douchebag who acts like being kinky is a contest and calls everyone else's fantasies and fetishes boring and vanilla no matter what they are.
Someone:"I want to be beaten with a whip so hard that I bleed and it leaves scars"
Alpha Kinkster: "You think that's kinky?? Vanilla af!"
Someone else "I want to deepthroat a guy so deep that I throw up"
AK: "And you don't continue after you barf? Laaaame"
A third someone "I want to be tied upside-down with duct tape to a tree and have a midget amputee tear my genitals completely off my body with their teeth"
AK: "Only with a human? Not even an animal? I'm falling asleep..."
Alpha Kinkster: "You think that's kinky?? Vanilla af!"
Someone else "I want to deepthroat a guy so deep that I throw up"
AK: "And you don't continue after you barf? Laaaame"
A third someone "I want to be tied upside-down with duct tape to a tree and have a midget amputee tear my genitals completely off my body with their teeth"
AK: "Only with a human? Not even an animal? I'm falling asleep..."
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