Alex

a pussy ass bitch who cry's all the time and has a small dick

random dude: why is alex such a fucking bitch?
random: because hes alex dumbass.

by 69 haha big funny September 10, 2020

Alex

translates to bitch, used as a form of abuse towards somebody if they start to anger you in some format, also used as a general put down to anybody your direct vicinity.
Used for public embarrassment of a particular person.

stop being an Alex

by Some FTBM April 22, 2011

Alex

The Chosen One. Marked by Gods, Alex was born to rule the world. The nature, the animals and celestial bodies obey his will, as he is the greatest creature to ever exist in this frail universe. If you hear his name, kneel and hide your face, since sight of his eyes is so pure it can blind the lesser ones. He is the man by whom all men are measured. He is Alex.

- I would want to name my son Alex...
- You can't, cause your son would be too powerful for your own good !!

by Great Moloch February 16, 2017

Alex

A stupid person that you will never want to be friends with. He eats like a pig, showers like nothing because he doesn't shower. Kills baby squirrels on a daily basis. DONT TALK TO HIM HES A WEIRDO AND HAS HERPES.

ALEX ALEX THERES AN ALEX RUNNNNNN

by F*CKEDUPOVERHERE October 15, 2014

Alex

To "Alex" is to fuck up, screw up or just totally ruin a situation with a simple action or speech

Guy 1: Ah man, I had an Alex moment last night
Guy 2: Bro, what did you do?
Guy 1: I asked a fat woman if she was pregnant
Guy 2: Duuuuddee

by HeyyBeth February 3, 2015

Alex

A FUCKBOY, NEVER TRUST A ALEX THEY BREAK YOUR HEART!

"He is SUCH Alex"
"Yup"

by hahayes1236 November 8, 2016

Alex

Alex is most gayest person you can ever meet . He will make fun of you even though you care so much for him . He also , likes to look at guys asses when he's playing overwatch

Oh look! It's a Alex

by Elieli2 June 10, 2017