1) An anus characterized by being long and narrow, like a coin slot, as opposed to a rosebud or starfish; description used by gay men to describe buttholes. 2) A bottom with a slot-shaped hole.
1) Joe has a theory that most bottoms are a slot ass and not a rosebud because a slot ass opens up better. 2) My little slot ass is coming over tonight.
by culero69 August 22, 2007
Get the slot assmug. by Willy9292 January 4, 2007
Get the ass tossermug. A very annoying, itchy feeling that one gets when they don't wipe their ass properly/completely. Sometimes you can wipe until there's no shit left but still suffer from this condition. Oftentimes this condition comes involuntarily and is not usually a result of lacking anal hygiene.
One way to counter-act this feeling is wiping with a wet cloth.
One way to counter-act this feeling is wiping with a wet cloth.
I had explosive diarrhea earlier today and it was impossible to wipe. I thought I got it all but the itchy sensation in my crack foretold of my incoming crusty ass.
by anus_ganus November 1, 2014
Get the crusty assmug. In the South Park episode where Cartman gets tourettes, Cartman goes on to a TV show and states "Goddamn Jews! Suck my ass barf!!!
by Matt Walker December 30, 2007
Get the Ass barfmug. one who likes to yell as if they are tough but when someone gets serious back at them they become a pussy.
by wolf January 11, 2005
Get the bitch assmug. 
Get the ass-rappermug. v. to leave, be on your way.
by deluna June 30, 2006
Get the shake assmug.