n. (con·sti·pay·shun): an East-Asian professional or business-person characterized by grunts and/or other vocalizations that sound like the individual is constipated, usually occurring when the individual is frustrated and/or agitated. Vocal noises are unique to the East-Asian accents.
"Man, when I don't get my numbers to Henry Wong in on time he sure turns into a constip-asian on the phone!"
by Christina_Canada November 27, 2007
Get the Constip-Asian mug.A combination of a gentleman and the lone wolf, this motherfucker grew up like any other Asian male. Harassed and belittled throughout middle and high school, he got sick of being picked on and hit level 9000. Shunning everything that society tried to mold him into, he went on a path to discover himself and attain “super sayian”. Nowadays, this super-asian is well connected in society, in good shape, a leader of his own pack, and a jack of all trades. Currently on the prowl for a mate, so you better watch out!
Girl 1: Did you see that super-asian in the back of the room?
Girl 2: There’s something charming and mysterious about him, I think I’ll ask him out.
Girl 2: There’s something charming and mysterious about him, I think I’ll ask him out.
by Gytu February 10, 2014
Get the Super-Asian mug.When you are giving a girl the shocker and you suddenly switch out your pinky for a ghost pepper. Older couples often use this surprising maneuver in an attempt to spice up an otherwise failing marriage.
Anne couldn't sit down for a week after Shiven slipped her the ol' South Asian Spice Trader. Havvah!
by JMSNyo July 12, 2016
Get the South Asian Spice Trader mug.by RickyRetardo123 June 15, 2018
Get the Deep Slow Asian mug.Cornelius likes to sleep with his mouth open so one night I proceeded to give him an Asian gas mask.
by RockinTheFro February 21, 2007
Get the asian gas mask mug.Some hot aians and eurasians are:
-Leah Dizon
-Kristin Kreuk
(Lana Lang from Smallville)
-Ahyoomi Lee
-Hyori Lee
-BOA (artist, song Eat You Up)
-Lindsay Price
-Misa Campo
-Leah Dizon
-Kristin Kreuk
(Lana Lang from Smallville)
-Ahyoomi Lee
-Hyori Lee
-BOA (artist, song Eat You Up)
-Lindsay Price
-Misa Campo
by ghent50 August 14, 2009
Get the asian hottie mug.an diaspora asian (usually asian american or canadian, but other nationalities can fall under this trope too) who pretends to be "#woke" for clout but in reality, has no idea what they're talking about. they often like to compare themselves to white people / act white (see: definition of banana), make shoddily researched infographics on instagram, and make drinking boba tea / hating their parents their whole personality. boba asians are usually upper middle class brats and rich as hell, fail reading comprehension at school despite their parents paying 50 million for their kumon classes, and probably defend themselves saying the n-word and agreeing with their racist friends. the only thing boba asians listen to is joji, rich brian, and 88rising, because they want to be "hood" like the perception of black and brown people they have (on the side, their relatives are racist to actual brown/black people; boba asians might defend this too). not all diaspora asians are boba asians, however: the main enemy of boba asians are asian tankies/communists, who, to be honest, are more based than boba asians, but are very flawed too as they continuously deny things like the uighur genocide.
ugh, there's this boba asian on my tl who keeps on defending the kuomintang and jeremy lin wearing dreads!
the fights boba asians constantly pick on social media with each other are so stupid.
awkwafina is a prime example of a boba asian. her songs aren't even that good.
the fights boba asians constantly pick on social media with each other are so stupid.
awkwafina is a prime example of a boba asian. her songs aren't even that good.
by 你们都是傻瓜 March 4, 2021
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