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Super-Asian 

A combination of a gentleman and the lone wolf, this motherfucker grew up like any other Asian male. Harassed and belittled throughout middle and high school, he got sick of being picked on and hit level 9000. Shunning everything that society tried to mold him into, he went on a path to discover himself and attain “super sayian”. Nowadays, this super-asian is well connected in society, in good shape, a leader of his own pack, and a jack of all trades. Currently on the prowl for a mate, so you better watch out!
Girl 1: Did you see that super-asian in the back of the room?

Girl 2: There’s something charming and mysterious about him, I think I’ll ask him out.
Super-Asian by Gytu February 10, 2014
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Super Asian 

Someone who's Asian characteristics are overpowering. Such as almond eyes barely visible to the naked eye, is an active participant of the infamous "Asian Pose", and one who sports the optional accessory of the Razor Scooter. They may also be found in any front row seat of a biology class.
"Hey man, did u see that super asian?"
"Nah she sped by too quick on her Razor Scooter."
"She must be late to her Biology class, looks like she's not getting a front row seat."
Super Asian by Ma hoe gan May 31, 2009

Super Asian 

A term that refers to anyone that's an Asian and is proud to be one
Super Asian by SuperAsian214 August 17, 2010

Super Asian Dash!! 

These words are uttered when an individual begins to run as fast as they can because they just realised that they are late for something. Super Asian Dash!! is generally used by Asians but occasionally, close friends may also use it.
Person 1: "Oh, I have to go get my books for class - Super Asian Dash!!"

Person 2: "But there's still 5 minutes!" (sigh)
Super Asian Dash!! by YummySY June 1, 2011

Asian Super Power Shield 

A shild designed to protect against asian's obvious natral ability to predict what you're life will be through the culinary art of creating cookies.
Wow im glad that my Asian Super Power Shield protected me from this stupid ass fortune.

Super Nice Asian Parents Grading Scale 

Asians:
A = Average
B = Below average
C = Can't have dinner
D = Don't come home
F = Find a new family

Super Nice Asian Parents:
A = Above Average
B = Average
C = Below Average
D = do something good in life
F = Failure at school, hopefully not in life
Super Nice Asian Parents Grading Scale are similar to Asian Parents Grading Scale, But they say if their child becomes something good in life then they won't have problem with low grades, or else F = FAILURE FOR LIFE.

Asian Super Soaker 

The act of being peed on by an asian male standing on his roof.
Derek: Dude, my walk today sucked
Connor: Why?
Derek: Because Mr.Chong gave me an asian super soaker when i walked by his house
Connor: LUCKY!
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