"Have you ever met Adolph's wife?"
"No, but I've seen her pictures on Facebook, she had this fat bruise."
"But wait, did Adolph hit her?"
"No, but I've seen her pictures on Facebook, she had this fat bruise."
"But wait, did Adolph hit her?"
by I'm not a troll December 6, 2011

by Spicyspectrum March 30, 2021

willy showed his wonka do to the circumstances of being very VERY! drunk at a partay amongst oompa loompas dancing to single ladys preformed by Beyonce Knowles, Thats when by wardrobe malfuntion his wonka sliped out and into a poor oompa loompas "OOMPA". That poor fella was never quite the same again.
by The bloody tampons December 9, 2011

Why did you make me do this you're fighting so you can watch everyone around you die! Think, Mark! You'll outlast every fragile, insignificant being on this planet.
by toiletlord May 17, 2023

by Hahahahahahahaha v420 November 30, 2020

by A coool persone March 19, 2020

hahahahaha i hope you are lucky finding me cause i really hope not.
What are you even doing here, wasting time? You should have stuff to do like a normal human being.
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What are you even doing here, wasting time? You should have stuff to do like a normal human being.
hahahahahhaahhahahahahha help hahahahahhhahahahahaaha why hahahahahahha fuck you
by jimmyjoneswhatamidoingwithmyli September 1, 2017
