Imagine a Dirty, DIRTY little British boy. His teeth are rotting from the crumpets and the tea. He sailed across the smelly smelly sea, eventually arriving at University. He stank up the books. He stank up the pavement. He even stank up the LC basement. He stunk so bad he scared the skunk. He stunk so bad he stank himself drunk. So drunk off his stink you think he might shower. Without suds and soaps, for days on end, Stephen eventually went sour. He scared off the ladies. He scared off the hoes. He even scared off the rancid gym bros. Stephen asked to play chess. expecting a yes, his stench sent James off in a scurry.
Daughter: Daddy, I want a Dirty Stephen for Christmas
Daddy: No, you don't sweetie. He's a stinky little boy.
Daddy: No, you don't sweetie. He's a stinky little boy.
by Joey McGarry November 20, 2024
Get the Dirty Stephenmug. ‘Hey look at that sheep it sounds like it’s saying “baa baa black”
‘Aha u must be talking about Stephen’
‘Aha u must be talking about Stephen’
by Black sheep 69 September 21, 2020
Get the Stephenmug. If you're a girl and meet someone named Stephen mcdonough then you are in for a real treat because Stephen mcdonough means huge floppy monster cock
I met Stephen mcdonough the other day and my eyes were rolling in the back of my head just thinking about his huge floppy monster cock entering me
by Monster hancock November 23, 2021
Get the Stephen mcdonoughmug. When a man/woman is below the age of 25 and is introduced to a man in his late 40's who owns a Land Rover. The late 40's year old then places the 25 or below year old into the back of his Landy, where they are then kept from daylight permanently.
"How old are you?"
"25."
"Be careful around that old geezer, you'll end up getting a Filthy Stephen."
"25."
"Be careful around that old geezer, you'll end up getting a Filthy Stephen."
by JeanClaude24 January 31, 2024
Get the Filthy Stephenmug. No one really pronounces Stephen as "Stephen", but more like some random ass person name Steven. The only person I know that is called Stephen is Stephen Curry, but any other Stephen I meet shoots like Ben Simmons and charges into the baskets like a slow Shaq that can never finish. Stephen is that burnt cinnamon roll you'll probably step on in your life because you find that they're really useless (except Stephen curry) that never do well in school and think they're smart every time they beat someone who's better than him in a test.
*stephen bricks a basketball three*
"What can I say, my name is Stephen and I'm so good"
"Yea, good luck on that Steven.
"What can I say, my name is Stephen and I'm so good"
"Yea, good luck on that Steven.
by LemoonJaMomFunny May 15, 2022
Get the Stephenmug. stephen with a ph will nevr stick to his word he will always want more than what you can give and will leave and only come back when it is convenit to him he dosent really like his oldest daughter and will give her up any chance he gets and will nevr be there for family and if he has a girlfreind im sorry but you better run because he is very unloyal dosetn care and will cheat on the girl in a heart beat. He likes to play victim and everything has to be about him. He doe have a funny crazy side and he also has very bad anger issues so he never really shows the funny crazy side its really sad how a stephen can just come into your life for a couple a months and just ruin your whole life its kindda runny and kindda sad but you know its gonna be ok
by ur_daddy2 November 23, 2021
Get the Stephenmug. A Stephen Tanzo is a unique kind of gay because this types of people are usually fat and has a chinese rival.
by Jovince Lim November 20, 2018
Get the Stephen Tanzomug.