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Greg or Craig?

What Linda McFly had to ask Big Brother Dave when he protestingly grumbled to her that "although he wasn't her answering service", a guy by one of those two names had called for her a little while earlier. What makes this heartwarmingly-amusing it that before Marty's destiny-altering adventures in 1955, the geeky-looking and bespectacled Linda had been sulkily bemoaning the fact that few boys seemed at all interested in her plain and somewhat-chunky self, she now had so many "cool dude" admirers that there actually **was** a guy named "Greg" AND another guy named "Craig" who would have been equally-likely to phone her up.
It can indeed be wonderful if you actually have so many boyfriends that you hafta ask, "Well, which one was it --- Greg or Craig?" upon being told about a missed phone call, but it can also be a bit difficult and embarrassing if you need to call the name of one of them to a large group of guys hanging out together, since it may cause two or more of said hot hunks to come running to you in response, each thinking you were hollering to him instead of someone else in the group. :P
by QuacksO April 19, 2019
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Greg

To greg is to judge or rate something.
Man, you gotta stop greg-ing everyone
by anonymous January 14, 2023
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Greg

The act of ejaculating in the sense of reckless abandon for one's surroundings. "Greg" can be used as a noun or a verb in the form 'Gregging.'

One who is the master of ejaculating can be a gregger.

'Gregging' can also be used as an adjective; "I am the gregging king".
Hey John, can you stop gregging (verb form).
by Cookie0009 December 16, 2023
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being a Greg

"Being around them is like trying to catch a butterfly in a storm: they're always late, their attention span is as short as a squirrel's, and their texts are like a maze of run-on sentences designed to confuse and confound."
I was hanging out with my buddy Smiles last night but he was being a “being a GREG
by Csorrenti May 14, 2024
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Greg

The act of supposedly being at work, but not doing shit.
I pulled a Greg today... didn't do a fucking thing at work
by Ooooooyeaaahhhhhh August 4, 2025
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Greg

Greg is the fastest growing army on YouTube... Don’t look that up.
Greg is a family, a nation, an army, a union, and possibly a cult. We can’t be sure.
If you are Greg, you are emortal and eternally amazing.
Our lovely founder, Danny Gonzales, is truly Greg.
Become Greg by being Greg.
Yours truly, Greg.

Greg
Greg: “Calling all Gregs!”
*gregs come running*
Greg: “GREG! GREG! GREG! GREG! GREG! GREG! GREG!”
by Monet1123 November 23, 2018
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Gregged

When some who showed interest in you sudden blocks and ghosts you. In that situation you just got gregged.... Official definition brought to you by Journeys Kids
Girl 1: Hey I went to paul’s instagram and it said user not found after our conversation last night
Girl 2: Oof that’s rough, you just got gregged
by lewyyyydewyyyy March 2, 2021
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