flat earther furries

A person that gains sexual pleasure from other people in animal suits and believe that the earth is flat.

I love how these furries believe they are yiffing fucking on an that's shaped like a disk. These strange creatures are refered to as flat earther furries

by emintz01 October 25, 2017

flat tire-dness

A state of fatigue so terminal that you cannot roll another foot, having all the shapely utility, bounce and style of a flat tire, the air completely taken out of you.

Another day, after another sleepless night, feeling so deflated that no air hose, pressure gauge or patch could address his flat tire-dness. Yet he'd get through it, for sure, he'd do everything needed of him, as he's done yesterday, and the day before, and the... day...... before........... huh?! Me?? Yeah, no, I'm awake! Just turn the key, give it a little gas... sure, let's go.

by Monkey's Dad September 13, 2023

General Flatness of a Sphere

A remarkable question that no one can answer. Not even your next door asian can solve this.

Dude 1 : What is the General Flatness of a Sphere?
Asian dude : Wow what a good question.
Dude 1 : no.

by Burgoined February 27, 2019

Jenni Crow Flat

The act of planking on a jetski or waverunner, sideways, while still driving it.

Zack: “What in the living fuck is that guy doing on the jetski?”
Jake: “Oh that’s just Cole. He’s doing the Jenni Crow Flat!”

by Alanthecreator March 10, 2023

Flat tire Sitch

When a chick finally gets dick but he only lasts 30 seconds

Eric finally put out but it was a flat tire Sitch.

by Alaskagirl May 22, 2015

Flat azz goofy

They broke or got no money

craig: yo cuh you Flat azz goofy
jay: who
craig: you cuh

by blackpeas November 10, 2022

parmesan flat bread

extreme deep throat

my girl friend just gave some extreme parmesan flat bread to some random guy

by Meow say Meow April 18, 2010