Turkey Hair

When you spike your hair up in a flat circle, resembling a turkey's tail.

Look at that kid's turkey hair!

by BreezeFreezeLover December 22, 2008

turkey tuck

A sexual act in which a man squats over a woman (or man) and said underling performs oral sex from under. In a position where the underling simulated the bobbing head of a turkey while their gagging mimics the gobble of a turkey and the dominant participant's Gentiles simulate the beak and wattle

I had her in a turkey tuck and gagging hard!

by Borxbor September 10, 2013

Philadelphia turkey

A sexual fetish where you are either tied or tie someone up naked, wrists to knees, and cook them like a turkey. Of course pre heated to 350°

Me: want to come over for dinner? I've had Jessica doing the Philadelphia turkey since yesterday.

by TheFalconNose January 6, 2019

Basting the Turkey

(Phrase) The act of properly lubricating an elderly woman's vagina prior to engaging in sexual intercourse.

Fred: What were you doing at that old woman's house yesterday?
Peter: I was Basting the Turkey, so I could plow her.

Carol: Was that strapping young man helping you carry groceries yesterday?
Maude: Because I was so dry, that young man was basting me like a turkey, so he could plow me.

by goodtimes93 November 23, 2009

Stuff The Turkey

To cum repetitively inside the rear cavity of a partner until it is completely full with cum. To fill them anally.

Darlene Gal: First I'll stuff our Thanksgiving Turkey in the kitchen, then you can stuff my turkey in the kitchen too.
Phillip Ta Gal: Oh, I'll Stuff The Turkey alright, 100% organic and healthy too.

by G.M.H. June 2, 2009

Turkey Blaster

To insert a finger with crushed up crystal meth on it into an anus to produce a speed like affect on a victem.

I`ll use the Turkey Blaster on that chick and get her all horney so we can run a train on her.

by Tina Tongetwat June 5, 2007

turkey tits

Large, plump breasts. (Usually on a female)

Whoa momma...I wanna stuff those turkey tits.

by ryan November 19, 2003