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snake hiss

slang: "let the snake hiss"
normal-ish: "let my penis piss"
by kaneXI11 January 16, 2008
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Snake Rat

A snake rat is someone that calls the police and tells lies.
The snake rat convinced the police that the man committed crimes that he didn't commit. The man did 1 month in jail. He didn't even counter with charges of mischief. He figured he'd give the loon a break.
by dddkdmckdldlld May 27, 2018
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closet snake

A mystical fag snake that doesn't feel comfortable cuming out to it's family or anybody for that matter :(

also used as a offensive word to snakes. (Humans also as an exception
"Hey Jim, I know you're gay! Stop being such a goddamn closet snake!"- Pet owner to his snake Jim.

"Honey our snake is fucking his male friend again, do you think he's a closet snake?" - Wife to Husband.

"Ssssam, want ssssome fuck? You ssssstupid closet sssssnake." - Snake to his Snake with benefits.
by want2fuckingdie March 1, 2017
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Snake-off

Snake-off

“Snake-off" is a term used as a response to a remark or statement that is perceived to be irrelevant, random or unrelated to the conversation taking place between a group of people. The term is used to acknowledge that the previous remark within a conversation was odd. “Snake off” is often accompanied with a two-fingered hand gesture that simulates snake fangs and sometimes precedes a long “hissssssss” sound.

originated in Canada in the early 2000’s.
Greg: Did anyone catch the game last night?

Tom: I did! What a great game that was. I enjoyed watching the ball move around.

Linda: I enjoy when my cat rubs his whiskers across my cheeks.

Greg: Snake-off, Linda! Hssssss
by Justadude2000 February 19, 2023
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squirting snake

When a man has unprotected anal sex with a woman whom needs to shit thus compacting shit down his dick hole creating a squirting snake effect when he pulls out
Yo man me and Stacey ended Last night with a squirting snake my dick has been on fire since
by Ted kazzy April 13, 2022
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Solid Snake

When you climb in through her window,tranquilise her,put her in the cardboard box,get in the box,have some tactical espionage action,and get the hell out
Guy:Man I gave that girl a solid snake last night
Friend:Did you get caught?
Guy:Basic sneaking rules
by Wheelz February 6, 2017
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Snake Pond

A shady, business transaction surprisingly gone bad with the potential of violence.

A venomous place.

A very unwelcome reception on the prospect of business, or even friendship.

Those of whom who deceptively seek gain in their home turf.
Raekwon's rap song "Snake Pond".

"Went to go see a potential client, never knew I was steppin' into a snake pond!"

"He got his shit jacked! Stepped in this here snake pond....SON!"

Yeah, don't go over there. Straight up Snake Pond!
by GUnitsLexicon May 12, 2012
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