Parker is one of the coolest things i’ve ever met. he is okay and really fun to annoy. he is forcing me to make this in his basement!:D
by ijustatemypoop1 May 14, 2022

Parker is like the annoying little brother you wish you didn't have. He's very loud, doesn't stop fidgeting, and has an odd send of humor. Parkers are also very bad at fortnite.
by flattypatty411 February 16, 2019

by I love romasss Parker September 15, 2010

1 - Someone that parks as close to the store as possible.
2 - Someone that parks too close to the car next to them.
2 - Someone that parks too close to the car next to them.
1- Steve- Why are you such a close parker? It's no big deal to walk a little.
Jamie - Because it's too cold outside.
2- That close parker better not have dinged my door.
Jamie - Because it's too cold outside.
2- That close parker better not have dinged my door.
by chestercheetah77 February 7, 2010

Parker is the kindest person you ever meet 4 things about her is .......................
Loving ,kind,smart, and she has a good booty b****
And if you're her special guy you're really lucky
Loving ,kind,smart, and she has a good booty b****
And if you're her special guy you're really lucky
by Rytdhfyf November 21, 2019

The most amazing, handsome, pure, and kind man I have ever met. will listen to what you have to say and it may take some time for him to get used to you but you just have to listen to him and tell him that he is worth it every day and he will soon love you.
by beesnpotions June 1, 2020
