A ratty little slag that increased global Chlamydia rates by 10% and has a fanny like the channel tunnel
by emmettill May 19, 2018
Get the paige gillammug. A girl that is actually in your league but is in denial about being with you. She puts u so far back in the friendzone that you question if reality is worth living.
Guy 1: Hey man Should I go for Paige again in summer?
Guy 2: No you shouldn’t man she’s just gonna hurt you again, but I know you will still do it
Guy 2: No you shouldn’t man she’s just gonna hurt you again, but I know you will still do it
by Realmemer69 September 25, 2018
Get the Paigemug. Someone who is stubborn and lacks pong skills, yet will not admit that ASAP ANDER is the goat of the iMessage sport.
by ASAP ander June 7, 2020
Get the Paigemug. a lovely girl who is perfect in every way yet she does not believe it, she is kind, loving, beautiful and she has amazing eyes that you can just get lost in. paige is wonderful to talk to, with a dirty mind that usually leads to the gutter. she is the best other half a man could ask for, she is a goddess but likes to keep that a secret, standing at the height of 5"1 she is fun sized and a great cuddling partner.
by negative99 May 1, 2020
Get the paigemug. This is when you take the bottom half of the muffin and coat it with the top half's gooey insides, except with semen and vagina. What you do is;
First, grind up some nutmeg
Second, spray your partner's desired hole with PAM
Third, pour the nutmeg into desired PAM lubricated hole.
Fourth, WAIT. You have to wait 8-16 hours before nutmeg kicks in and makes your partner trip major nutsack
Fifth, screw your partner.
Sixth, punch your partner in the lower abdominal or have them sneeze to get this now gooey mixture of semen, PAM, and nutmeg out.
Seventh, mix the solution with a protein shake
Final step; Ingest
First, grind up some nutmeg
Second, spray your partner's desired hole with PAM
Third, pour the nutmeg into desired PAM lubricated hole.
Fourth, WAIT. You have to wait 8-16 hours before nutmeg kicks in and makes your partner trip major nutsack
Fifth, screw your partner.
Sixth, punch your partner in the lower abdominal or have them sneeze to get this now gooey mixture of semen, PAM, and nutmeg out.
Seventh, mix the solution with a protein shake
Final step; Ingest
Dude I had the craziest weekend. You know my buddy Cecelia? Well, get this: We did the Paige Yadon for three days straight. I haven't tripped that much balls since the Titanic came out.
Holy fuck you lucky bastard
Holy fuck you lucky bastard
by ErectalScharp January 12, 2013
Get the Paige Yadonmug. Paige is gorgeous! She is usually tall with brown hair and brown eyes. She has a very outgoing personality and is very loud. She is not afraid to say the truth and express her love for dance to everyone. She has a really cute step brother who adores her! Her friend group all have nicknames for eachother. She takes risks and is wild at a party! She’s really good at math and usually tells people that! She also macks with lots of different people! Can’t forget that she is an all alround amazing girl who dances everyday! Overall, she’s an amazing girl who everyone should adore!
by Jennabonnor1111 March 22, 2019
Get the Paigemug.