Mateo Monster

"Mateo is a usually mild-mannered creature who, when supplied with an adequate amount of guac, is very calm and easy to talk to.

If Mateo does not have his guac, he turns into the Mateo Monster.

The Mateo Monster will stop at nothing to get his guacamole.

When confronted by the Mateo Monster, you have two options:

1. Give him guac

2. Run like hell

Mateo is not himself someone pls make him some guac before he transforms once again to the Mateo monster

by Adrienne yo December 23, 2016

Toilet Monster

Toilet monster is a mysterious man who have keys to every home, comes in the middle of the night when everyone sleeps, shits in their toilet, then takes a shower and leaves. The only way to catch him: when he leaves he never wears underwear beneath his clothes!! (If you catch somebody late night, leaving your house after taking a dump and you undress him and he have underwear on him, it is just an ordinary pervert so let him go!)

Man, my water-pipe broke in my flat, luckily my neighbour gave me their keys to watch the house while they are on the vacation. I will be such a toilet monster.

Peter Griffin was such a toilet monster when he found out Cleaveland's house is empty.

by chinesemassage.mt December 18, 2018

Boujee Monster

In a friend group their is always that one friend that is spoiled sand brags about it

Luna: sorry what was that ? I couldn’t hear you with my AirPods on
Rachel: ugh what a boujee monster

by Chanel Records fan January 22, 2019

Salt Monster

Like the creature from the original Star Trek series, a person that sucks the life out of you by their incessant neediness, emotional demands and constant whining. After time with them you are emotionally drained and need down time.

Wow that Cassie is a real salt monster... my head is still aching from all the help she needed on her term paper.

by whenriques March 23, 2019

Jiggle monster

A fat man that comes out from under your bed and "jiggles" his jelly rolls around (He typically harasses your private parts). After he finnishes his ceromony, he then runs away and climbes underneath another person's bed for the next person to get spooked.

That jiggle monster gave me a hard on last night. Good thing I got it over with now though.

by Dicklepickle101 June 16, 2017

Pube Monster

When a girls pubic hair grows so long that it gains consciousness and proceeds to attack the owner

'Someone help, My pube monster is attacking me'

by apexwarrior April 20, 2018

Tuna monster

Food that will smell bad as it rots (e. g. tuna fish) intentionally left hidden where it will bother and confuse someone.

“I threaten to nail my obnoxious neighbor with a tuna monster at least once a month.”

“I left a tuna monster for my former roommate- inside the curtain rods and down inside the holes in the floor where the old-school radiators used to be!”

by s22901 May 4, 2018