october 1

ITS NATIONAL EXPOSE YOUR GIRLFRIEND DAY

" omg did you make our relationship public ???? "
" yeah its october 1 , national expose your girlfriend day !! "

by browhogotyousmlinglikethat September 30, 2021

#1 fan

you are having sex with a beer cap on doggie style with a giant foam #1 finger on then you whisper in the girls ear the girl last night was better then try and stay in as long as you can

dude last night i gave jenni the #1 fan and stayed in for at least 7 seconds!!!

by iamthedylanator April 21, 2011

lol!!1

The appearance of the number 1 originates from chatting too fast; the shift key is released too early turning the ! into a 1.

omg lol!!1 he just ganked that pallie!

by Siemah October 1, 2006

1/2 and 1/2

half a hand job followed by half a blow job

Yo mumma dished out 1/2 a wristy then politely finito wit 1/2 a buenny j (1/2 and 1/2)

by Ticketyboo's mate potsy October 2, 2015

September 1

National kiss or strip day

Oop it’s September 1st kiss or strip baby 💋

Hmmmm... strip 😉 your ego down because I’m good thanks.

by Lltyfit October 20, 2020

January 1

January 1 is national NUT in her face day. Just go up to her and spread ur new year nut all over her face!

January 1:Hey babe lemme nut in ur face real quick

by Big Daddy Sebas December 3, 2019

1-L

A first year law student.

That 1-L isn't going to make law review unless Sandra Day O'Connor comes in and takes his final for him.

by Lou Stenspayce December 15, 2003