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October 24

Anyone born on this date has permission to date willy wonka TikTok

October 24th is also national Raping horses day
What are you doing to my horse?!?! Sorry it’s October 24th
by Notarapistofanimals October 17, 2020
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February 24

Today is smile and agree to everything day! Felling sad or angry? Don't want to do what someone asks? No pouting! You NEED to SMILE on this day and give a nice YES! :) :D
Mom: would u like to do your chores right now?
Me: Okay
Mom: You agreed with no complaints! How amazing!
Me: :) *I hate February 24*
by Mar}<3 November 15, 2019
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September 24

Make out with guys named dylan
It’s September 24 I have to makeout with a dylan today.
by Bigdaddy🍎🍎 September 23, 2021
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may 24

a bird's birthday we're all lads have to smack her ass no matter what happens or you will be a fridge
lewis:dude it's may 24 and it's her birthday

louis:let's go and smack her ass
by biffthesexyone April 17, 2020
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24 carat asshat

A privileged, wealthy or born into wealth person who exudes an air of obscene and arrogant superiority while demonstrating their true and laughable ignorance as an A1, top-of-the-heap asshat.
Heir to the family fortune, his status as a 24 carat asshat is easily recognized by all who come in contact with him.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2017
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24/7/365

A phrase used by stupid people who don't realize the illogic of what they're saying.
"He's an idiot 24/7/365!"

"Wait.. so are you saying he's an idiot 24 hours a day 7 days a week 365 weeks every 7 years?"

"Huh..?"

"Are you saying he's an idiot nonstop for 7 years or did you just include a redundant 7 in there. Why not just say 24/365 that would mean the exact same thing."

"Whatever"

"Well you're the one making the statement about someone's intelligence. Isn't it ironic that you just proved that you're a fucking mental incompetent?"

"Fuck you dude"

"And there's the charm"
by dwb1729 May 8, 2014
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september 24 birthday

People with birthdays on September 24 are bad bitches and don’t care what anyone think. They are also super cool and nice and easy to be friends with. And don’t forget, they will always be there for anyone
Omg Selena sooo has a september 24 birthday! Look at her!
by Bad b🤧 October 16, 2019
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