May 14

Let gio eat u out day

It may 14 time to get eat out

May 14 by Not gio April 30, 2022

June 14 

June 14 is national day.

me: hey friends it’s june 14th, do you know what that means?
friends: um, no?
me: it’s national day!
friends: national what day? we’re getting confused.
me: national day is where you celebrate being a human being and you are supposed to do everything you love doing on this day.
friends: oh, cool! national day is my favorite holiday.

June 14 by Quandaledingleberries June 14, 2022

July 14 

the day where you ask your tiktok crush out and they can’t say no

its july 14

July 14 by Antiikevo July 12, 2022

November 14 

November 14 is the day when the hottest ppl,the most caring,crazy,sexist,funniest,most cutest,emo,strong,crazy hot in bed are born on november 14.

oh hey clark ur really hot and really funny were you born on November 14?

November 14 by Clark zenteno September 27, 2022

april 14 

the day in which the most amazig people are born. everyone born on april 14 is buetiful, sexy, awesome, and cool.
basically perfect in every way possible, to an unprecedented standard. unbelieveablely perfect. you should be eternally thankful to ever have a chance of even seeing such a powerful being. people born on april 14 are so much better than every other person EVER. all other people should be incinerated or vaporized beacase the world would be a better place. they are gods. i am a god. i am a god. worship me. worship me or die. grovel at my feet. i am the best, greatest, most powerful being in the world. i am a god. worship me, peasants, or turn to dust beneath me.

wait your born on apil 14? ohcan i suck your dick then?

wait they were born on april 14? makes snece. theyre so hot.

april 14 by Me1on January 4, 2023

March 14

Fight your enemy day

It’s march 14

Gets in fight

March 14 by hoosier_daddy March 13, 2023

7/14/2001 

The tragedy where Ecuadorian conspirators in alliance with Al Gore plot and successfully run 2 hijacked airliners into the Dorito Trading Center of the Al Gore Dorito Lands in New Dorito, New York.

"Burn the slimy Ecuadorian at the stake!"
"Why?"
"It's 7/14/2001 remembrance day."

7/14/2001 by yung tic tac April 19, 2023