Jon

Someone that typically gets carried in warzone

Man, this random in our team is such a Jon

by Dth562 September 13, 2020

jon’s mom

Large and in charge... a true supporter of our armed forces! Proud mamma... continues to make Dan a lucky man while raising an honorable YNCM!

-What should Randy name his dog?

-Jon’s Mom.

by JTOX4D March 3, 2021

Jon Le Blanc

The ultimate white guy

Me: Bro who’s the new kid.
Them: His name is Jon Le Blanc.
Me: *smh* And they called me whitewashed.

by Chazzarb November 21, 2023

Good jon

Verb; means for good oath or good luck for many years to come.

Hey you beat cancer good jon to you.

by The_one_and_only_shrek March 31, 2019

Jon Phase

The time in a persons life when he/she likes a boy named Jon

Chris: "What's up with Carly and Jon?"

Ryan: "Carly is just in her Jon phase..."

by Antitorpiliko December 10, 2012

Jon

A monster who seduces young boys .

Damn what a jon(referencing pedo)

by Nigbias August 13, 2020

Jonned

Somebody who has been fooled into believing a girl or boy has a crush them, when in reality, they do not like them at all.

Dude 1: “Hey, I think Melissa likes me!”
Dude 2: “Are you kidding? She is jonning you bro…”
Dude 1: “Bro she blocked me on everything”
Dude 2: “Ha! I told you! You just got jonned!”

by AntIs_Cool December 12, 2023