Bedford 17

A girl from Bedford Michigan who is 17 but “17-18”

“My girlfriend is a Bedford 17” - Charles cook

by shmohan February 5, 2023

march 17

march 17 is the day the most amazing human being was born. fuck st patrick's day nobody gives a shit about st patrick's day anymore.

guy 1: OMG! its march 17!!
guy 2: st patrick's day? your irish?
guy 1: no you dumb fuck, it the day the most amazing human being was born

by i.wanna.kms February 8, 2023

February 17

National Give A girl Some HEAD day

me: hey it’s February 17th
him: OH!! it’s national give a girl head day!
me: yeah… am i gonna get some?

him: fuck yeahhh!

by thatbitch333 February 12, 2023

October 17

National Suck a Tit Day

It's October 17 time to go suck my girlfriend's tit

by KyokaSan October 16, 2023

October 17

Another April Fools day except its in October!

Hey who teepeed my house? I did. October 17 Fools!

by Axinium October 17, 2023

17 and a 1/4

When a drunk young man picks up a young lady at a pub and takes her to the local lookout for some 69 action. Halfway through the opening blowjob the young lady changes her mind, leaving the young intoxicated man achieving only 1/4 of his goal. A 69!

I think Patrick took that bush pig to the lookout for some action but all he got was a 17 and a 1/4.
I think he's been pegged!

by Ihatecoredgreens October 18, 2023

17-09

A term used by a certain department of an undisclosed authority that refers to the act of inserting your finger into someone’s vagina

I just can’t wait to 17-09 you again!

by MarioStar13 November 5, 2023