Planet Zoron

The area a ball travels when you hit the living fuck out of it.

"Yo man you crushed that ball to planet zoron!"
"Fuckin right I did."

by Pville baseball April 30, 2015

Peter Zoroja

Also commonly referred to as Zope. He teaches electrotechnics in SCNG. He is a very interesting man, he doesn't like to communicate a lot. Although he likes to tell stories or how he calls it "vam povem kako zgodbico a?". If you don't have your assignments you are in big trouble. He acts like an NPC so we regularly suspect that he is just that. Arduinos are his passion, he admires the most a website called TinkerCAD and a program called SimullIDE.

Peter Zoroja just told us a zgodbica.

Look that guy doesn't have his assignment and he's gonna get an F.

Sponosred by TinkerCAD.

by NoroGuys December 16, 2021

Kaiketsu Zorori

(かいけつゾロリ "Incredible Zorori"): A funny and popular Japanese children's manga and an adapt anime by Yutaka Hara about a devious fox named Zorori who dreams of becoming the "King Of Pranks", build "Zorori Castle" and find the girl of his dreams with his two twin boar apprentices, Ishishi and Noshishi, but every time, his plan fails and ends up doing more good than mischief.

Friend 1: "Hey wanna watch Kaiketsu Zorori?"
Friend 2: "Yeah, that's an awesome show! It's funny!"

by PrettyPinkPrincess November 4, 2010

zoroark

Badass illusion fox wolf that will wreck your shit until your shit is wrecked.

Holy shit thats a zoroark. HOLY SHIT THATS A ZOROARK.

by Blackiechan8833554 May 3, 2015

ZoRo491

A moderator for the popular streamer Trainwreckstv. ZoRo491 is most known being named after an anime character, buying japanese pokemon cards, reading manga, subscribing to vei, playing doki doki and being 5'1".

Person 1: Who perm banned me in Trainweckstv's chat after I misused?
Person 2: Probably ZoRo491

ZoRo491: ✌ AYAYA CUTE CHAT ✨ 💖

Everyone: PainsChamp

ZoRo491: 😂 fr 😂 fr this among us shit is lit 😂 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Everyone: PainsChamp

by 4WeirdTeaTime December 16, 2020

Zoroception

The concept of how dumb one can be in trying to cover up something everyone already knows.

Mightyena
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I'm more smarter then you kal

Mightyena
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I'm not tho, I'm teressa alt

Kal_El
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Zoroception has no limit >:C
Must...Go. DEEPER!

by Vestige- January 31, 2016

Zoroastrianism

The dualistic religious system founded by the Persian prophet Zarathustra (Zoroaster in Greek) and set forth in the Avesta in the late 7th or early 6th centuries BCE, teaching the worship of Ahura Mazda in the context of a universal struggle between the forces of light and of darkness. It is one of the most ancient of living religions and once the faith of the Persian Empire. It is also rooted in ancient Aryan traditions. Today there are less than 200,000 Zoroastrians, mostly in Iran, India, and the West. At the age of 30, Zarathustra was returning with river water for haoma for spring festival when he had a vision and was taken before Ahura Mazda, The Wise Lord, the supreme creator & his 7 created helpers, the Holy Immortals (Amesha Spentas) by the Vohu Manah. Zoroastrianism teaches that Ahura Mazda is the supreme god and all others are subordinate to him. It also teaches that the evil spirit, Angra Mainyu (Ahriman in Pahlavi) and his demons (daevas) upholds the Lie (druj) instead of Truth (asha). As a result, this creates conflict between humans who follow the Lie (dregvant) and those who uphold the Truth (ashavan).

The religion also teaches that each person has free will to choose, with consequences of happiness and misery. Zoroastrians believe that when someone dies, the body must be kept in home for 3 days while the soul hangs about it. On the 4th day, the corpse-bearer raise a massive Tower of Silence (dakhma) with a circular stone platform on the top inclined to a central wall. The body is stripped and then placed on this, exposed to vultures and elements. When the flesh is gone, the bones are swept into the well to disintegrate. This is done to minimize effects of decay on the air, fire, earth, and water. Many Parsis still use Towers of Silence, but those in Iran have shifted to earth burial and those in the West use burial or cremation. After this life, each person is judged at the Chinvat Bridge, shaped as a sword. It turns on its edge for the evil and they fall into an abyss of torment and the righteous pass over it as a broad and flat path to rewards in heaven. The traditional temple of Zoroastrianism is the Fire Temple. It has a central chamber with a stone platform on which fire is always burning in a metal urn on a bed of sand or ash. The priest (magi) keep the fire, perform rituals, prayer, and wear masks so they do not pollute the fire. The fire at Udvada north of Bombay is held to have burned for over 1,000 years.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ June 1, 2010