zooted

to be just so fucked up that ur brain is completely unfunctional for a certain period of time.

Nigga im so zooted right....now...uhhh

by Kavoen November 5, 2006

zood

bryce word for dude. Used before and after each stupid ass sentence recited by the thing.

Brycexamples:
"zood, chick in the pink is smokin' zood.
zood, are you gay zood?
zood you know I'm not gay zood.
zood I'm druuunk zood.
zood I'd fluff that pillow zood!
zood front and back zood?
zood stand up zood!"

Alien:
what up zoOoOood?

Mazda commericial:
zood zood zood, yeah zood zood zood! yeah zood zood zood!

by Jubbard "Jailbird" Jubbard February 28, 2009

Bun a Zoot

When someone is smoking a joint, or weed, or marijuana, Zoot means the joint itself.

Gangsta A: Bruv I wanna bun a zoot

Gangsta B: Yeh I got some zoot here, take it

Gangsta A: Ah safe bruv, I owe ya one

by Weed Master July 28, 2012

zoot fairy

Lady who can handle her blunt.

dude, you know beca? she is 'THE' zoot fairy. i mean look at her kill that shit.

by McBetterThanYou November 16, 2007

zooty move

when you are zooted and do stupid shit or act a fool

Yo Pete did a zooty move and fell on his ass when he tried getting out my car

by thebigcroatdude May 30, 2008

Bunning a Zoot

A zoot is weed so to bun it is to smoke it.

Person 1: "I'm bunning a zoot today"
Person 2: "Send me one, I beg."

by Sorksun November 9, 2017

zootbamland

beyond the point of zooted; intoxicated beyond all previous imagination

motha fucker we just crash landed in zootbamland!

by smolphry September 16, 2007