zoomdick

When you get bored of manufacturing fake news all day and whip out your dick during a Zoom call with all your coworkers.

I wonder what is the fastest way to completely fuck up my life? Probably Zoomdick

by Jeffrey Toobin October 19, 2020

Zoom Clowning

The bizarre and rather undignified habit of signaling to people on video calls that you're paying attention by way of exaggerated and increasingly elaborate facial expressions and gestures.

This includes, but is not limited to: nodding vigorously to show agreement; tossing one's head back and clapping one's raised hands to demonstrate humorous appreciation; pooching out one's lower lip to indicate sadness; crowding the screen and letting one's jaw drop open to signal surprise; grimacing like a gargoyle to convey sympathy.

"Did you really think what Bill said on the call today was funny, or were you just Zoom Clowning?"

"Totally Zoom Clowning. Bill hasn't told a decent joke since 'Nam."

by bird_brain April 3, 2022

Zoom steady

Having a relationship over zoom. Not dating since you haven’t met

I am going zoom steady with someone I met on social media.

by The real raisin August 24, 2020

ZooMass

A collection of the best partiers in New England. Also known as UMass Amherst. You really never understand the TRUE meaning of the phrase "We pregame harder than you party." until you've met the animals at the zoo!

"Yo dude, let's get the ZooCrew together and party it ZooMass style!"

by Paradise_Daze June 25, 2005

Ok Zoomer

A response to members of gen z. Typically after they call someone a boomer to shut down anyone that disagrees with them, thus are acting like a boomer themselves.

Person: i disagree with that because evidence shows otherwise.
Zoomer : ok boomer
Person: ok zoomer

by PapaBeorn January 24, 2020

Zoom Beers

The act of grabbing beers with your friends in 2020 when everyone is in lockdown due to Coronavirus Covid 19.

Fella's, been a while! Free for some Zoom Beers tonight? Let's drink some cold ones together and catch up.

by ZFS900 March 12, 2020

zoomboomafooed

The state of aggravating fatigue resulting from too much time on Zoom.

After a full day spent on Zoom, Tim was ready to go ape. He was totally Zoomboomafooed

by smalljones April 14, 2020