Zogger

Someone who forcefully rams the erect penis into the orifices of the body other then the vagina or anus.

Did you hear about that guy? Yeah, total Zogger!

by Kubta November 3, 2009

zogered

When skiing out of control you accidentally miscalculated your mogul approach and the pole plants leaving you in a permanent thumb up position.

As I passed this Judy i zogered.

by Willy wife March 19, 2014

Zoner

A girl that friendzones frequently.

A girl that takes pleasure in friendzoning guys either to keep their options open or to feel a sense of power.
Usually an attention freak or a girl that seeks out drama.

"I wouldn't be hanging around that zoner; all you're doing is walking straight into heartache city."

"She's a waste of time bro," said the wingman. "Why is that?" "She is the top zoner in the school!"

by AnthonyAtaraxia December 21, 2014

Zoner

a boner you get in the middle of class when you stop paying attention and let your mind wander

-Can you come up to the board and write your answer?
-Oh, uhhh. I can't
-why not?
-well i was just daydreaming and now i have a pretty stark zoner.

by The Arsenator October 16, 2009

Zoggers

gender neutral version of the word “poggers”

bro that shit was so cool, honestly i’d go as far as to say as it was “zoggers”

by sbazzy22 November 13, 2020

z-zoners

some1 who can't choose if they're a rock heart or a goth, e.g they luv rock bands such as red hot chili peppers but at the same time bands like stone-sour and slipknot. If u get called a goth becuase u luv heavy metal and stuff and get called a rock heart at the same time, my friend, ur a z-zoner. I know it sounds stupid but my best friend is excactly like this and so am I

kid.1, dude i can't choose between RHCP and slipknot
kid.2 dude don't care thats being a z-zoner
kid.1 sweet we're z-zoners lol

by Proton August 25, 2006

Zoner

zoner: related to the common term, boner, is used when ur zipper on your jeans, jacket, ect. is sticking up.

friend 1: i think you zipper likes me.
friend 2: wtf? y would my zipper like you?
friend 1: because its having a zoner!!!

by chargerlvrbroncohatr November 22, 2009