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Zeked

Noun: to receive a handjob at the back of a classroom
Friend 1: I heard you got zeked yesterday
Friend 2: Yeah it was pretty mid, prolly a 7.5
by Chodychidd March 29, 2023
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Zeke

Zeke is the best boyfriend you could ever have. He’s funny and very caring. He is the person that everyone wants.
“Have you met Zeke”
Yeah I like him
by Heyyyyy;) November 27, 2019
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Zeke

Short for Zero Kelvin, the coldest possible temperature that is physically impossible to reach, it is a compliment equated to "hardcore, damn near impossible, awesome, cool". Can also be abbreviated as ZK.
"Dude, that headshot was totally ZeKe."

"I got us the beer, it's ZeKe, bro."

"Your new Wrangler looks absolutely ZeKe."
by Latraven May 17, 2016
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1. A quiet person. Usually has few true friends, but leeches onto other groups of people as they walk by.

2. A person who may appear accepted in school, but his/her outside life includes all night video game fests.
(Person 1) Dude, ur really weird. You act like such a Zeke whenever you refuse to go to parties because of obligations to D&D.
(Person 2) Well, if you were a lvl 30 mage lord, you would play D&D all night long too.
(Person 1) I thought you were cool in school man...
by Mailman March 30, 2004
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Zeke’s a goat the can pull your bitch any day
Zeke gets hoes
by I got waves June 20, 2019
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They are amazing and caring. But if you date one be careful they will leave fast.they will get your hopes up and then let you down so fast it will be like a shot. Zeke’s are THE MOST HOTTEST PERSON EVER.
Me:hey my boyfriend just broke up with me and it was through text...he looks so happy now that I’m gone..
Person:isn’t his name zeke?its okay maybe someone will treat you even better.
by *-huegirl-* October 29, 2019
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Zeke

A person who consumes video games and a severe virgin with Chinese vape chemicals.

Often used as an insult to describe them as somebody who has never spoke to a girl and thinks Fortnite is life
Holy fuck! That guy is a Zeke. He can’t talk to a girl for shit
by Pppppoooo December 3, 2022
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