"I need some zebra necking in my life"
by Zeebies March 07, 2014
N. A sexual move in which, while performing fellatio, the male or female responsible wraps both hands around the recipient's penis and delivers a powerful indian burn just before their partner reaches orgasm. The corresponding marks left on the penis will seem stripelike in appearance, and the grip of the partner before delivering the indian burn will seem like a flutist playing their instrument of choice. This move is very versatile, as it can be used for revenge by a scorned love or to bring great pleasure to those fond of masochism.
The Zebra Flute has been described as having a love/hate relationship. Also, it may have originally been performed on a zebra.
by ExperimentKRAJ April 12, 2011
Any liquid or gel of somehow questionable origin. Phrase is usually delivered in a very excited or very deadpan voice. It comes from a Lewis Black comedy routine:
"You ever read the ingredients in sunblock? I’ve never seen those words anywhere. You don’t even know what you’re putting on your face, do you? You go, “Oh no, the sun’s out!” It could be zebra cum; you don’t know. You may not like that joke, but you don’t know."
"You ever read the ingredients in sunblock? I’ve never seen those words anywhere. You don’t even know what you’re putting on your face, do you? You go, “Oh no, the sun’s out!” It could be zebra cum; you don’t know. You may not like that joke, but you don’t know."
Joe: I found this unopened bottle without a label down by the river.
Bob: It could be zebra cum; you don't know!
Alison: How do they make this liquid makeup?
Jane: Zebra cum.
Bob: It could be zebra cum; you don't know!
Alison: How do they make this liquid makeup?
Jane: Zebra cum.
by jaberwocky January 24, 2008
"Whatever Ace picked up on the street, he told Remo ... fixed fights, doped horses, crooked zebras, locked in point spreads, he told Remo everything!" - Casino
by rog lewis September 08, 2005
by SudoWudoBudo February 07, 2021
Running referred to as drinking and zebra referred to as booze, running with the zebra simply means getting drunk. Being exhausted from running with the zebra means drunk. If some one cannot keep up with the zebra it means they are a pussy.
Poaching the zebra means buying the booze.
Poaching the zebra means buying the booze.
1. Yo bro my parents aren't home tonight, I think we should run with the zebra.
2. Since we are not 21, I can get my older brother to poach the zebra.
3. Im exhausted from running with the zebra, I cant even think straight, but Da was being a pussy and couldnt keep up with the zebra.
2. Since we are not 21, I can get my older brother to poach the zebra.
3. Im exhausted from running with the zebra, I cant even think straight, but Da was being a pussy and couldnt keep up with the zebra.
by GLBT THUGS March 24, 2010
While at a nude beach, your flaccid penis gets sunburnt, resembling a zebra pattern on the penis while erect.
by Dnaldz34 March 23, 2018