piss in your cheerios

When somebody fucking ruins your day that was going well.

Hey man I don't mean to "piss in your Cheerios" but I saw your lady blowing some guy in the parking lot at bar close last night.

by Bigbadbamf February 17, 2014

I Fart In your general direction!

A common French taunt. Used by John Cleese in Monty Pythons Holy Grail. Also accompanied by "Your mother is a hampster, and your father smells of old elderberries!"

Now go away, before I taunt you a second time!

by Zach G. December 2, 2003

who shit in your cereal

something u say to someone when their in a bad mood. Kinda like saying did u wake up on the wrong side of the bed.

Gzz man, who shit in your cereal?

by bigrich September 20, 2003

stay in your lane

mind your own business; keep moving straight ahead and don't veer over into my personal affairs

"I don't need you telling me how to raise my child, so why don't you just stay in your lane, okay?"

by HeavnsGirl February 1, 2007

Keep your eggs in ya ovaries

A slightly sexist way to tell someone to calm down.

Swaggerella: OMG I just have so much swag im gonna die!

Random: OMG Keep your eggs in ya ovaries!

Harry Styles: Hey I just thought I would make an appearance in this definition so it gets more thumbs up.

by Swaggerella September 3, 2012

Cats in your closet

It basically means “body count”. It’s how many girls you’ve slept with.

“Bro, how many cats are in your closet?”
“I can’t be with him, he has so many cats in his closet.”
“Cats in your closet.”

by KittyCloset February 22, 2020

Put your hands in God's Radiator

Putting your hands in your balls for warmth.

Bob: "Its cold!"
Jack: "Just put your hands in god's radiator and you'll be fine"
Bob: "Thanks Buddy!"

by bigboigetbigmoney November 19, 2010