1.
white horse girl: *sings in class*
everyone: girl stfu you thought you ate that
2.
coon ass nigga: i just hate black women they so loud, get me snowbunny
everyone: nigga stfu you thought you ate that
white horse girl: *sings in class*
everyone: girl stfu you thought you ate that
2.
coon ass nigga: i just hate black women they so loud, get me snowbunny
everyone: nigga stfu you thought you ate that
by stellaohlala July 28, 2022
What a man says to a woman (usually a virgin) when she intends to have any kind of sex with him, but has doubts whether it is the right thing to do.
The phrase is intended to encourage the woman to give up her doubts and have sex, because she wants it herself.
The phrase is intended to encourage the woman to give up her doubts and have sex, because she wants it herself.
Jennie intends to give Kevin a blowjob, but she isn't sure whether to do it or not.
-Kevin, I am not sure about this...
-Come on, you know you want it!
-Kevin, I am not sure about this...
-Come on, you know you want it!
by Urban_Fellow July 13, 2006
by Andrew Lake September 1, 2022
The act of knowing an idea, concept or abstract thought with utmost, absolute confidence. It is usually followed by a repetitive forward finger wag while raising your eyebrows in a lateral motion.
by Carlos3leches March 11, 2017
Used most commonly by European males as a threat. Usually involves some form of violence involving a knife or sharp object, and proceeding to run from the scene of the crime.
by Iloverenee May 2, 2006
A replacement for "you snooze, you lose." A phrased used when someone is taking their sweet ass time smoking a cigarette, and in doing so have missed an opportunity. This is generally the result of a single smoker idly wasting the time of several non-smokers, causing the non-smokers to abandon him.
The "croak" part refers to the fact that they're eventually going to die of lung cancer anyway.
The "croak" part refers to the fact that they're eventually going to die of lung cancer anyway.
You readu to go?
Joe: "Wait, where's Mike?"
Mack: "He's out back, having a smoke. Duh."
Joe: "Aren't we going to wait for him?"
Mack: "You smoke, you croak. He can walk."
Mike: (has violent coughing spasm)
Joe: "Wait, where's Mike?"
Mack: "He's out back, having a smoke. Duh."
Joe: "Aren't we going to wait for him?"
Mack: "You smoke, you croak. He can walk."
Mike: (has violent coughing spasm)
by Proto-Ham Sandwich March 26, 2015
Bill: Hey, I'm going to have unprotected sex tonight.
Frank: Well, you splooge, you lose!
Sam: Damn it! I've got a boner in khakis for that hot bitch who's presenting in class today!
Ryan: Keep it cool, man. You splooge, you lose. And get weird looks for the rest of your life.
Barack Obama: Dang, the Chinese foreign minister is one sexy woman! How am I going to stand at the podium while she's 3 feet away from me?
Hillary Clinton: With all due respect, Mr. President, you splooge, you lose. And maybe also cause nuclear warfare.
Frank: Well, you splooge, you lose!
Sam: Damn it! I've got a boner in khakis for that hot bitch who's presenting in class today!
Ryan: Keep it cool, man. You splooge, you lose. And get weird looks for the rest of your life.
Barack Obama: Dang, the Chinese foreign minister is one sexy woman! How am I going to stand at the podium while she's 3 feet away from me?
Hillary Clinton: With all due respect, Mr. President, you splooge, you lose. And maybe also cause nuclear warfare.
by MarceltheGreat March 4, 2011