yoniverse

Yoniverse-
1) The Universe as it is known through the devotees of the Yoni}. The embodiment of the deep feminine mystery

2) the spiritual poetry that is heard through the traslation of subtle energetic ecstasy oracles of the yoni}.

the yoniverse is my greatest teacher.
May I touch your yoniverse? (Yoni is the physical aspect of the yoniverse)

by Shakti Shen May 22, 2006

yonker hill

an old dirt road located in west auburn pennsylvania, that is haunted. legit. old story has it, a boy murdered his family and if you go to the place around 2-3am you will visualize the murder. its almost like a play back. at the bottom of the road is an old tomb stone where a 7 and 9 year old boy and girl are buried. people claim this is just a myth, however, if you go to the right place at the right time, things will occur. you will see the boy, and an old man. ghost like, white figures will be floating in the fields, car doors lock on you while youre outside walking around, and if you really make him mad, he will actually go inside your car, and take over the steering wheel as your driving. as insane as this might sound, its actually realistic. there are videos, and pictures for proof. its crazy, sketchy, and scary, and honestly its nothing to go to and nothing to mess with.

yonker hill is so sketchy bro

by kyandsami November 3, 2011

yolkin'

The bay area term for gasing, breaking, dipping while drivin
in da streets of da yay.

That nigga came through da block yolkin in his scraper.

by cutthoatish January 11, 2005

Yanking It

Humping your fist with your flesh harpoon.

Marcy walked into her bathroom only to discover David yanking it in front of her sink.

by Lazynutz July 7, 2005

Yonkers

Contrary to popular belief, Yonkers is one of the safest cities in the United States if you consider that Yonkers is about 200,000 strong. People who tout otherwise are disinterested in using logic and/or facts. To their credit, Southwest Yonkers (home of the lovely Schlobaum and Mulford Gardens) is absolutely brutal.

The city is coming around. With its perfect residence on the Hudson River (which is a great landmark nobody cares about), Yonkers is rebuilding the waterfront and looking to return to its roots when the city was tabbed, "The City of Gracious Living."

"Mulford Gardens is, by all accounts, a notorious public housing project: a cracking, leaking behemoth in southwest Yonkers that is teeming with crack addicts, reeking of urine, infested with mice and devoid of any soothing greenery or recreational space that its name might suggest. The rest of the city is quite nice."

by Trendon October 29, 2005

Yonkers

A place predominantly known for its racetrack. Otherwise regarded as the "6th borough" of NYC (sometimes Jersey City/Hoboken is the 6th boro however.) For those of you not familiar with it, most of Yonkers is like Staten Island without the landfills; the downtown area is similar to Newark, N.J. Though located in notoriously wealthy Westchester County, Yonkers is largely middle and lower middle class and has little in common with the rest of the county and is probably more like New Jersey (Of course, this would have been an insult before the Sopranos made Jersey hip).
The two main ethnic areas are McLean Avenue/Woodlawn (Irish) and Dunwoodie (the Little Italy of Yonkers, where you literally can find people who look like they could be on Tony Soprano's crew). There is also an upper middle class area called Crestwood which doesn't like to identify with Yonkers.

Population 200,000
Area Code 914
Zip Code 107's

by YO Man June 30, 2004

Yonks

An extrememly long time. (noun)

Dude, I haven't spoken to you in yonks!

by HLNT October 19, 2004