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yoga blast 

When you cum in a girl either in the rectum or in the vagina while they are doing yoga.
I just yoga blasted my mom with the instructor watching.

Nice bro. Which I coulda watched.
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yoga buzz 

the high or elated feeling upon completion of a focused hatha yoga or meditation practice. the sensation that arises upon connecting with the oneness of the universe.
I just took 3 yoga classes in a row and now nothing can bother me. What an excellent yoga buzz!
yoga buzz by Michelle Fajkus April 5, 2004

Yoga pants 

the best thing invented since short skirts
Adam:hey dude, i totally saw Emily's camel toe in her yoga pants today

Benjamin:who didnt see it?
Yoga pants by ohhhhmg45 June 13, 2011

yoga porn 

The yoga shows you see on TV that feature hot women doing yoga in exotic locations. If you're doing yoga with them, you're not watching them. If you're watching them, you're not doing yoga, but just enjoying the sights.
I watched some good yoga porn this morning. Really woke me up.
yoga porn by one fish two fish April 8, 2010
n. the kind of body one develops with years of yoga practice: taller, thin, with legs and buttocks that look like ropes and a bony back and neck.
--"I've been working for years at my yoga, and finally can do all the postures really well."

--"You do seem fit and relaxed, and you wear your yoga body well!"
yoga body by Doctor Science August 9, 2012

Yoga sex 

Kinky sex. Flexible sex. One partner holds a complicated yoga pose, while the othe fucks them. The other partner can choose if they want to be in a yoga position also. Yoga sex strengthens the core and the mind.
Jerry and Meg were having yoga sex. She was in scorpion position while he fucked her.
Yoga sex by claireknowshershit April 30, 2014