Fountain of youth

When you cum in a female woman’s anus and then she forcefully ejects feces and sperm in the air explosive as the Fourth of July.

Person 1: why do you smell so bad?
Person 2: I put it so deep she gave me the fountain of youth.

by Anumal crockers October 20, 2020

yeth

1. A synonym in the northeastern United States for marijuana, hash, and all drugs containing THC. Encompasses all types of marijuana; everything from shitty outdoors and beasters to potent strains.

2. To smoke marijuana.

1. Fuck... we're all out of yeth. Does anyone want to match me on a slice?

2. Turn off the lights, turn on Pink Floyd, and let's yeth a blunt.

by bootsieeeeeeeeeeee July 23, 2009

youth educators

Another retarded abstinence only drug program where a couple of goody-goody highschoolers who have no idea what the fuck they're talking about and have never done drugs go into 8th grade classrooms and tell the kids not to do drugs because they are all bad and drugs will kill them.

8th grader: Ew, our youth educators are coming today.
Another 8th grader: I know, ughhh. Let's ditch and snort cocaine!

by Jeweliepop February 14, 2009

Youth In Revolt

A movie you should never, EVER, go see with your parents.

Mom:...Alex...what movie are we going to see?
Alex: Youth In Revolt! It seems hilarious!
*movie starts*
*awkwardness surfaces*

by Awkwarddd January 21, 2010

youthful glow

That bright eyes and bushy tailed look that women between the ages of 18-24 have. After that, they begin a steep downhill descent into a vicious cycle of aging that cannot be reversed. Their sell by date has passed. Basically not worth your time unless you are horribly disfigured or on that extreme poverty time.

"Hey Dave man, did you end up choking up with that sloot you met on Tinder?"
"Nah, boyo, her youthful glow was gone and I wasn't drunk enough."
"FUKING LMAO brah, her tour is over."

by GJDM May 13, 2016

sonic youth

The oldest band out there with "Youth" in the title. But they own my ass, your ass, and all ass everywhere at any time.

"Sonic Youth has provided the soundtrack to my life and they do still be still rockin it live from 9 t 5 with RATHER RIPPED. Hell yeah-uh!"

by SeaBat June 11, 2006

urban youth

A young nigger in the city.

Look at those urban youths playing basketball.

Urban youths love fried chicken.

by johnny five oh September 13, 2007