Someone whose not friend zoned but you don’t want them to know that, so you call them a yob. Not a friend but a friend who’s not friend zoned
Tyler-dude, you’re a good friend
Sarah-um, yes yob! You’re a good yob!
Tyler-um, what’s a yob?
Sarah-for me to know and you to not know. Yob (:< call me yob too, yob
Sarah-um, yes yob! You’re a good yob!
Tyler-um, what’s a yob?
Sarah-for me to know and you to not know. Yob (:< call me yob too, yob
by Notfriendzonedforsure July 3, 2019
Get the Yobmug. Andy: those youth on benefits are terrorizing the neighborhood again
Velma: you mean those yobs?
Andy: Yes!
Velma: you mean those yobs?
Andy: Yes!
by from_the_mire February 9, 2019
Get the yobmug. 
When somebody tells you something that isn't truthful at all. Short for Yeah Orrite Bro or Yeah Alright Bro
by JohnnyPartnaz July 1, 2016
Get the yobmug. 
