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Yetie

A deity that resides in the subconscious of less than .07% of the human population. For the few that carry this manifestation only one has proven to channel and utilize it correctly.

In 1998 there were reports of this activity in and around the greater Los Angeles area, signs continued to appear sporadically from areas in Los Angeles to Europe, then abruptly in late 2000 all signs began to vanish and by 2001 were completely gone.

The scientific community began to get excited when in 2004 signs began to resurface. Since then the signs have been seen primarily in California from Los Angeles to the San Francisco Bay Area and parts of Italy.

There have been a few forged documentations around the United states, but the tell tail sign for the real subject is told by the a strange connection to the phrases: Lead The Sheep and/or Killer Of Giants.

Source: Dr Abominable PHD
That Yetie is sick!!!!!!!!!
by DrAbominable February 1, 2010
mugGet the Yetiemug.

yeti

when one man(or hairy woman) pulls up their shirt and sticks their hary armpit in the face of a friend(or mortal enemy) and holds it there until it seems as though they will pass out.
"hey Bill, do you want a yeti?"
"what's that?"
"this" (pulls shirt up and gives yeti)
"ooh"
by Brad FFF July 13, 2007
mugGet the yetimug.

The Yeti

The act of ejaculating in your partners chest, then ripping off her pubic hairs and placing them where the baby yoghurt was splattered on, then make your partner scream and run around in circles shrieking like a Yeti.
''Man, i gave that prostitute the Yeti last night!''
by pinaz January 21, 2009
mugGet the The Yetimug.

Yeti

It's what I call my own pet (unfit mother) Abominable Snowmum. I get one all to myself, aren't I lucky? It was worth watching Suburban Mayhem just to see my own 'best in show' pet Yeti's biography on screen...
Anything you can insert the word mother into. "Hang on, don't we have to go to Yeti's for Christmas?" ... "Why, I haven't bothered for the last 5"...

<therapist to me> "Now, let's talk about Yeti"...
by scott_the_son_of_a_yeti December 9, 2008
mugGet the Yetimug.

yeti

a beat and usually fat freshman girl on your bus that never shuts the hell up.
by the heezy deezy September 17, 2008
mugGet the yetimug.

yeti

a very hairy person who thinks they're the shit when they're the suckiest friend on planet earth.
mugGet the yetimug.

Yeti

A female(ugly) who is abundant in the area of hair. Whether it be facial, armpit or a all over type of deal.
That girl RoseMary, she is a goddamn yeti!!!
by Fernando G April 5, 2005
mugGet the Yetimug.

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