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I wasn't born yesterday

A phrase meaning (often used sarcastically), i appreciate it, but please stop giving me advice, I know what I am doing.
Mother: Adrian go take a shower, then do your homework, not the other way a round.

Adrian: mom, I wasn't born yesterday, I will take a shower when I feel its appropriate, besides, i have this paper to finish writing for tomorrow.
by Sexydimma January 17, 2013
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Yestermorning

The period of time past midnight, but before you go to sleep. It's obviously past midnight, but you're goddamn sure its not tomorrow yet. It's something in-between. It's not yesterday, but it is morning. It's yestermorning.

Not to be used in the present. Before sleeping, you may only refer to the present as tomorrow's yestermorning.
Boi did I stay up late yestermorning
by dominobes May 31, 2020
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Yestertoday

The technical yesterday when you haven't gone to sleep yet. When it's two am, you'd count the evening as part of today since you haven't gone to sleep yet. But you can't do this because it's technically a new day. So yesterday becomes yestertoday until you go to sleep or pass out.
4am at a kebab shop: "I just heard about this place from a friend yestertoday!"
by Solarion January 25, 2010
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Yestergay

An individual that reverts to heterosexuality after a long term of professed homosexuality.
"Did you hear about Steve getting married to a girl??? I thought he was gay?"
"Yeah he was but now he's yestergay."
by lidamo84 April 13, 2009
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Yesterday

A day you shall never see.
Free beer yesterday!
by smilemean April 12, 2012
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Yestergay

A homosexual who decides to spend the rest of their life in an iron closet, claiming they’re “straight now.” But they’re not; they’re gay.
Chester got just got engaged to some girl today. Yesterday, Chester was gay—today, Chester is yestergay.
by Mr. Freetime April 16, 2020
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yestertommorow

Its friday. What are you doing yestertommorow?
by TwerkingSlothFetus October 20, 2017
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