old knackers yard

A old women's pussy

Simon.. She alright for her age isn't she, she's giving you the eye

Mike... Your joking mate, she must be 60, I am not going up that old knackers yard

by mitch00uk April 2, 2015

I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from

Inspired by the "eating crackers" definition. A really hot chick that you just know doesn't have stinky shit.

"Britney Spears may be a raving lunatic, but I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.

by where the wite wimmen at January 28, 2008

good yard

"Good yard" is an autocorrect version of a drunken/high "good night"

Night = Yard.

Don't ask me, ask Apple.

Cya tmrw, good yard

by iexies October 11, 2017

Half a Yard

$50, or a $50 bill. Origin unclear; the term was allegedly used by both Depression-era hobos and con men. Usually used in a sneaky or devious context.

"So, Pete, did you take that rube for anything?"

"I took him for everthing he had, Mac, which was half a yard."

by Belmo October 3, 2009

yard muffin

That annoying kid that sets up their stoner camp right in the front yard of a house party, bush party, frat party. Any party.

This yard muffin is not making this party low key at all.

Does anyone even know who that yard muffin is?

by Fuschia Geranium Maggot November 21, 2016

Sun is past the yardarm

It is an old naval term, it means the bar is open. It is late enough in the day to start drinking.

The sun is past the yardarm, it is time for a drink.

by tagtech March 18, 2011

yarded

another word for “i’m home”

I get home and post on my snapchat story “yarded🏠” to let others know i’m at home

by sno🤙🏽 June 6, 2018