50 yard fakeout

When a girl looks really good from far away, but looks bad when she gets close

"Man, that girl is hot!" nevermind, that was a 50 yard fakeout

by Bengalsfan June 18, 2008

yard taint

The area of grass between the curb and the sidewalk.

Hey Bobby! You're grass is looking really green, especially in your yard taint.

by Johnny Yardrocks March 23, 2005

Yardstick

A One Hundred Dollar Bill

“How much is that sack gonna run me?”

“Throw me a yardstick”

by meanstreetsreggie August 17, 2019

Yard Breather

Name given to firefighters who mask up and breath air from their air packs before they are even out of the truck or close to the actual structure fire. Common to see new firefighters going "on air" before it is necessary.

Did you see him getting off the truck already on air? What a yard breather.

by rcovfd September 17, 2010

Yarndy FC

A football club/group/association, established in 2019 with the sole goal of reaching Division 1 in Fifa 20 Pro Clubs. Yarndy FC nowadays is a local phenomenon known for their gaming and sporting excellence, also heavily known by appearing at social gatherings with a one in all in mentality.

A famous date in the history of Yarndy FC is the 30th of January 2021. This marks the day Yarndy FC founder, captain an legend Blake Rogers lifted the Fifa 21 Division 1 Pro Clubs Title. This achievement cemented the club among the elite in the world.
Throughout the years Yarndy Football Club have had many players chuck in the famous green and red; some of the most notable being:
Great White Pig
Abuzar Castillo
Der Is Bearcum
Heung Min Ston
The Taxi

Chiq
Lara’s TopBins
The Timp
Darren Salt
Superman Bugmy
Leonardis Lambrakis

Bob Barker
Afro Jack

Riley Jennings
Big Orse
Mike Coxlong
Sleep Paralysis

Adrian Nthethe
John Cena

The Ratman of Southend
Big Bum
Miniminter

and finally coach Scoot Rogers

“ When Lionel Messi retires will he have any regrets?”
“Yes, he never proved himself against Yarndy FC”

by Der Is Bearcum March 11, 2021

yardeno

also known as "you already know"
it is a shorter way to say "you already know"

invented by The Universal Uncle

Eric: yooooo that test was so ezzzz
Alex: yea man, you gonna get a 100?
Eric: yardeno
Alex: yardeno man

by yardeno May 14, 2019

yardturding

Slang for the highly immature but gratifying act of taking a steaming dump into the front yard of an unruly and annoying neighbor.

Yup, last night we masked-up and went yardturding, making 3 pitstops to hit all the neighbors who surround our previously nearly idyllic little slice of the world.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019