Greek Workout

A Greek Workout is the act of intense, hot and sweaty coitus. Most Greek Workouts end with a creampie.

Jack - “Hey bro, Anglia invited me over and we hit a Greek Workout last night.”
Rick - “That’s awesome dude! Did you finish in her?”
Jack - “It wasn’t a Greek Workout if I didn’t!”

by nutcracker129374827482 January 31, 2023

Full Cavity Workout

Giving a Wet-Willy to your partner then retrieving the finger before it gets too deep and is lost, drenching the finger in piss, coke, or whatever else you please, then maneuvering it about the anus, being careful to not be sucked in by it, and finally, making them get a full whiff of its scent, by placing your finger on the inside of their nostril, and there you have it, all of the exercise you'll ever need. Amen!

Hey Lard!
Oh, hey Fag, got some puss last night.
Bet you didn't.
Yea dude, I have her a Full Cavity Workout!

by Con2356 May 9, 2016

My eyes just had a workout

when your crying but you don't want to admit it cuz you wimp af

Person: hey, are you crYinG
You: no, my eyes just had a workout

by thatbitchwithnolife December 9, 2018

workout impostor

A person, usually male, with hair-plugs and pectoral implants that places a workout towel on a machine and proceeds to complete one slow, very light set on a different machine with exaggerated form. Then, the same person will walk around the gym for about 15-20 minutes before their next set, hoping to see someone they know that also would rather socialize than workout. They wear very baggy clothing to hide their lack of proportion, especially in the leg area.

There goes the workout impostor, he's only done 2 sets the entire time I've been here, and I'm finished my workout!

That workout impostor would rather socialize and fix his towel than get results.

by dan davidson April 1, 2011

Workout Butt

A butt you see at the gym and/or 5K races that are nicely toned and have no flaws.

Jenny had an awesome workout butt today. I just wanted to squeeze it and/or touch it.

by Glockerfied December 17, 2011

The Kim Kardashian Workout

Boning a black guy. This was her first workout video predating the "Fit in your Jeans by Friday" ones.

John: Hey Sally! Are you ready to go workout?

Sally: Sorry John, im still sore from doing the Kim Kardashian Workout last night

John: ...

by Demonpr22 June 1, 2011

Workout Face

The disfigured face that someone makes when they're lifting heavy weights at the gym.

Guy 1: Hey, did you see that dude over there trying to lift too much weight?

Guy 2: Yeah, he had a serious case of Workout Face going on.

by wootakanto September 11, 2010