Virtual Work Girlfriend

A relationship you developed with an exceptionally witty female colleague during the COVID pandemic while working remotely, despite having never met in person. The entire relationship is based on far too many zoom calls and slack chats talking about mindless work crap and how stupid and lame all your coworkers are. The top ranked virtual female friend receives the coveted label "girlfriend". An improvement over the traditional "work wife" in spite of being apparently lower on the hierarchy. This is because you don't share a physical space so there are fewer requirements to buy expensive, shiny things to keep her happy, and arguments can be conveniently ended with "internet issues".

Child 1 "Mom found out Dad was going to Austin to meet his virtual work girlfriend!"
Child 2 "Oh shit."

by Emperor Little Bits March 15, 2022

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Government Worker

An oxymoron.

Man 1: "Betsy just took 12 weeks off from her job!"

Man 2: "She must be a government worker."

by PCUTroublemaker February 28, 2013

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Charity work

Hanging out with someone simply because nobody likes them or they are less fortunate.

The other night I went to get icecream with Ben. I love doing charity work.

by Jesuslovesyou69 September 8, 2019

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Monkey Work

Useless miscellaneous tasks or duties assigned to someone capable of more challenging work. These tasks are usually boring and require very little brain activity. The type of work involved is somewhat professional, but still monotonous and stupid to the employee.

"I just got demoted at my job. The crap I'm doing now is frickin' monkey work."

by Tay from da Bay December 9, 2006

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