working off

whacking or jerking off to the point of aerobic exercise.

I'm all sweaty because I just spent an hour working off.

by DRDMH January 13, 2009

working on it

What someone tells you they are doing when they are doing exactly the opposite.

"Yeah, I'm working on it."

by Dr. Worm February 4, 2004

Working From Home

What to do if a single snowflake falls out of the sky. (Src: The Valve Employee Handbook)

Gabe: Why aren't you in the office today?
Mark: I'm working from home - a single snowflake fell out of the sky.
Gabe: Right. Carry on then.

by frank1985 October 18, 2012

working out

the act of lifting metal to damage your muscles so they will grow in bigger size so ladies can eat them.

im going to go work out to get BEEEEEEEEEEEEEG and make KEEEEEEEEEEDS

by yatur matir shaleef ayaltola kumani the second. April 11, 2004

Working hard, or Hardly working

A retarded office term.

boss: Hey Johnson, working hard, or hardly working? hahaha!
Johnson:actually, I'm looking at porn.
Johnson: So the first one.

by nismojoe January 15, 2010

Working on my masters degree

To masturbate; to jerk off.

I told her I was working on my masters degree.

by biggerspeck May 16, 2007

working families

Meaningless statement favoured by the moron that for some reason Australia voted Prime Minister.

"Working families, working families, working families, working families." Kevin Rudd (Australian Prime Minister)

by someaussie April 16, 2008