Wired

Used to describe an all natural waffle infused with 200mg of caffeine. An energy snack released in the US in the 3rd quarter of 2011 by Kokopelli Holdings in Seattle Washington.

I ate a Wired Waffle for breakfast and I am ready to play Call of Duty all night long.

A Wired Waffle has the caffeine content of 2 1/2 Red Bulls.

by Wired Wyatt December 29, 2011

wired

In Texas Hold'em Poker, paired cards in the hole.

I was holding wired aces, so I called his pre-flop bet.

by Coell May 14, 2005

ducking wired

A common phrase typed originally as "fucking weird" into a blackberry with a condensed keypad and changed by the blackberry's "spell wreck" software to read "ducking wired".

Lisa: I feel like I'm hungover this morning yet I wasn't drinking last night!

Sharleen: That's ducking wired. Maybe you're pregnant.

Lisa: I'm not pregnant! Duck you!

by BlueCrystal August 17, 2010

Insp-wired

- adjective.

aroused, animated, or imbued with the spirit to do something, brought on by the consumption of copious amounts of good coffee

I was so INSP-WIRED after that pot of coffee that I wrote three new songs

by muddyfeet July 25, 2011

wired for sound

Hyper, overly excited, probably jittery.

Pat drank full caffiene coffee by mistake and now he's wired for sound.

by Websterlan April 20, 2008

Wired Up

To be pissed off at someone. It can be used as "hyped." It is usually used when there is a conflict going on.

These hoes ass niggas got me wired up.
I'm wired up on they ass.

by Sponge B February 18, 2005

Wiredude

Someone incredibly stupid that sits on his chair, being very lazy, playing video games.

This guy is definitely a wiredude.

by EnthusiasticJason July 19, 2018