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Valet Wipe

When your sexual partner cleans your genitals post climactic sexual intercourse.
Gary laid back enjoying the after glow after pounding Tonya to orgasm. She thanked him by cleaning herself and giving Gary a Valet Wipe.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
mugGet the Valet Wipemug.

THE ENDLESS WIPE

Kim : "Omg sorry for the wait babe, was stuck on the shitter".

Kanye :" About time, I was beginning to think about myself to much ".
Kim : "Excuse me but, my wipe was dirty every time and it seemed to be a endless wipe so I gave up after round 13. It was like the giving tree of shit in my ass".
Kanye : " whoop di scoop di poop".
Kim : " check please".
When you take a shit and wipe your ass only to have to repeat it over and over till you don't see anymore turd marks on your toilet paper . Only then you know your in the clear to get off the toilet. Can take up to 5 wipes even 10 wipes. So basically,... It being called the endless wipe.
When you take a shit and wipe your ass only to have to repeat it over and over till you don't see anymore turd marks on your toilet paper . Only then you know your in the clear to get off the toilet. Can take up to 5 wipes even 10 wipes. So basically,... It being called the endless wipe.
by Just bored September 14, 2019
mugGet the THE ENDLESS WIPEmug.

Swipe and wipe

Bro, I matched with this fit girl by swipe and wipe
by Clifton Reed August 29, 2016
mugGet the Swipe and wipemug.

value-wipe

when you blow your nose on a piece of tissue and then wipe your ass with the same tissue.
Devon was running low on cash, so when he had diarrhea during allergy season, he had to value-wipe to get by.
by bjergen August 11, 2006
mugGet the value-wipemug.

re-wipe

Shortly after taking a crap, one feels that "squishy" feeling between the butt cheeks, and a retreat to the restroom is needed to check the damage.
That was no false alarm, a re-wipe was desperately needed.
by rbtdp January 7, 2009
mugGet the re-wipemug.

Confirmation Wipe

The act of wiping your ass to find out if you shit up your ass crack after a particularly gruesome fart.
Oh my!! that ripper will definitely require a confirmation wipe!

My confirmation wipe revealed what I was afraid of...I just shit myself on my first date!!
by Lunicus December 4, 2011
mugGet the Confirmation Wipemug.

bitch wipe

1. an insult that is a combination of bitch and asswipe.

2. a wetnap/wash cloth/baby wipe that you clean your bitch with.
George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are perfect examples of what a bitch wipe is.
by Kevin July 27, 2004
mugGet the bitch wipemug.

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