Window Licker

The kids on the short bus that lick the windows. Also can be used when someone is really drunk or stupid

That girl we met at the bar last night was such a window licker

by Jenne October 05, 2006

Window Licker

Someone of low intelligence who believes they must lick the window in order to clean it.

Mike's ex wife Jill is such a window licker she lost her job at Walmart and got hired as a window washer at IBM. She then proceeded to lick the windows in order to clean them. When her boss caught her doing this she was fired from IBM as well. Jill is a big fat window licker.

by Bumpy Grey December 14, 2008

Window Licker

When your cousin is so retarded everybody thinks he licks windows.

Guy1: "Dude your cousin is really retarded."

Guy2: "Ya I know, after all he IS a window licker."

by Squirt56yz June 03, 2014

Window Licker

Noun: Derogatory term used to describe a mentally disabled person or more typically a Dublin Bird, particularly from Swords....and whose initials are EM.

Kieran’s Buddy: Come here, will you look at the cut of that bird down the back of that bus, missing half her teeth and dribbling all over herself? What a window licker.
Kieran: Ya, She’s from Swords and her names Ellan Marry!
Kieran’s Buddy: Makes sense I suppose....WINDOW LICKERRR
Kieran: Word to your mother

by KierBooo January 04, 2014

helmet wearing window licker

A helmet wearing window licker is someone who acts as if they pass their time day to day by wearing a helmet, and licking windows, in other words a retard

That man over there is such a helmet wearing window licker.

by Setfu777 March 25, 2021

short bus window licker

Somebody profoundly lacking in personal dignity and social grace. While not actually mentally disabled, such persons are often so enabled by family members or sympathetic friends that they become hopelessly unaware of the ridicule, revulsion, or downright murderous rage that they evoke from everybody else.

I don't care if he's our ride home. If that short bus window licker doesn't stop yelling at the movie screen I'm going to break a bottle over his fucking head.

by skid mark vz September 13, 2007

Re-re window licker

A person who metaphorically licks windows over and over (consistently) again assuming that they must be retarded.

Jacque with her horrible management skills, even with her degree, fires all her employees for being "too nice" that she is widely viewed as a re-re window licker.

by livemessenger June 29, 2015