winterguard

It seems to me... a bunch of crazies who couldn't decide between joining the cheerleading squad and the drama club, so they got together and started this costumed form of cheerleading... People this crazy should be questioned... heavily, though, to give them due credit, they do seem to put forth a great deal more effort than any cheerleaders, or even most drama kids.

Absolutely nothing makes sense about this supposed winterguard.

by D351 January 31, 2007

wintergirlfriend

wintergirlfriend (noun) /wntr)gər(-ə)l-frend/ 1.women who allows you to have sexual relations with her from Halloween to Patties Day. 2.women in an urban area in which the temperature falls below 40 degrees a portion of the year that is used as a non verbal companion during Pro football and College basketball. 3.women to get you through winter until the first day other women start wearing sun dresses again.

Fuck, forecast calls for 30's next week, gotta turn one of these bitches into a wintergirlfriend.....

by gdemos November 19, 2010

Winterguard

for people that have absolutely nothing better to do. Usually take it completely seriously and consider it to be a sport... which it is not. see colorguard which is also not a sport.

I think that they should cut football and give funding to Winterguard. - losergirl

Yea, I can really picture everyone going to winterguard competitions..

by aladatrouble May 13, 2005

winterguard

This "sport" is an extension of colorgaurd. Though the "competitors" are dedicatated, they still manage to suck shit straight from the asshole of every cheerleader. Even the fat-ass one. The girls/fag-mo boys in this programme seem, at least to me, to be the cheerleader rejects. Usually homosexual (earning them the title FLAGGET) many of the baton twirling bags of anal dousch are either Morbidly obese or obscessed with such faggetry as pokemon/yougeeho (or however the fucking koreans spell it)or magic trading card games, or at least have SPED boyfriends who are. However they don't seem to notice that they are the laughing stock of the entire school. More People pay attention to Operation Social Change (yet another gaping, stinky cock garage in between the legs of society) than to the poorly performed dance routine of these ass tards. Where I'm from, the audience doesn't hesitate to launch projectiles from the top row of the bleachers at the skid-mark who has their toy wooden rifle smack them in the face as it twirls to the ground. Haha it makes me laugh just thinking about it. Back in Veitnam we used to juggle the bullet ridden skulls of Veit Cong infantry as Charlie's 84mm incindiary devices erupted in the trees above us. Try that!

~Haha that fat Winterguard fag just knocked herself out.
~Yeah i think she tried to catch the flag in her mouth.
~maybe if it tried to do that she might have caught it in her hands. Haha

by mahmoud ahmadinejad August 17, 2007

wintergreen

What happens after you schluck. A wintergreen color comes out and he/she licks it and kisses someone.

Skyler was schlucking when all of a sudden, a wintergreen came out of his penis.

by Singsong July 5, 2014

winbernate

To hibernate due to freezing weather conditions with the company of a bottle of wine.

"Did you shovel the driveway?"
"No, I'm not going anywhere. I'm going to winbernate for the rest of the week."

by MissThing5646 January 6, 2014

wintergaming

Good taste of music. Memes. Puns. Void Cheese.

"Your Mom." -wintergaming

by 2kk7x October 5, 2017