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She's really cute and loveable
Thats your Wifey?!??!?

Yeah?

Shes hot..

*Kills them*
wifey by M1L3Y September 18, 2022
Terminology used by low-life to describe their pistol. When one gang member asks another "where's wifey", you know it's time to leave because they are referring to the location of their gun and not their wife or ho or both.
Hey Hank, where's wifey? It's time to do that Spencer dude from the show the Hills, he's such a Nancy. While we're at it, let's give him a wedgie and a haircut!
Wifey by mikeverdill July 15, 2009
Wifey loves a good donkey-punch.
wifey by briankeys June 11, 2006
Commonly used with girls to say how much their friends mean to them. Used instead of best friend or besty.
Girl 1: Babe I love you loads - you're my wifey!
Girl 2: I love you loads to babes! You're my wifey for sure.
Wifey by Pally. October 6, 2009
An extremely close friend; your 'bitch'; your 'ho'; your best of the best of the BEST friends you have; your claimed favorite person.
You know my best friend, Ginger?! Yea, she's my wifey!

Gabe, you're my wifey.

Paige is MY wifey, BITCH!
wifey by The Sinner November 9, 2006
Wifey: (Latin-American; S. California)(adj.) A term used to describe a prostitute who is most favored by her pimp, often due to her ability to make the most money; also see bottom bitch
Pimp: "Yo, my wifey made 10G's this week"