wuffo

A word used to describe a person that cannot understand your sport. This is especially applied to skydiving, see also: suicide.

It is derived from the contraction of "what do you do that for. Wuffo is the result.

Yea, I dated a wuffo once. She thought I was fuckin crazy, but she had a nice rack.

by crash700 April 16, 2004

skew-whiff

Turned or twisted toward one side. Common usage in the UK.

William Shatner's toupe was less than convincing as it was frequently skew-whiff.

by w00fdawg November 7, 2005

milly whiffer

One who sniffs the biycle seats of his peers.

Bob was a caught Milly-Whiffing his friends bike.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

Penis Whiffler

One who whiffles penis

plural: penis whiffli; gaggle of penis whiffli

Black kid on Milford Mill: What's your admin's name?
Edward: Penis Whiffler

by D PLAUT October 8, 2010

Whifflehump

1. Someone who's a fucking douche.
2. A slacker, the person who sweeps up at your job.
3. McDonalds worker. An idiot.
4. Incompetent

"Oh no, why did we come to this place to eat, that fucking whifflehump totally fucked my order up."

by Chad Buckler April 5, 2005

wufflit

An Irish word for dog.

Ohhhh that's a very nice wufflit.

by Adrian Stone December 14, 2008

Whiffjob

Note: this is only relevant for highly advanced footmen lucky enough to have accommodating partners.

When your partner gives you a handjob while you simultaneously smell her feet. Typically performed with the recipient on his back and his partner facing him, lying to the side at an angle that allows her to smother his face with her soles.

I love it when my wife gives me a whiffjob, especially when she's been wearing nylons. Her pungent foot-musk is pure indulgence!

by HubbyofBP September 27, 2022