Who asked

A rhetorical question, often used by the toxic people in our day.
When people use the phrase “who asked?” It could be because
the person is not interested in what you are saying or simply
because they want to be narcissistic in their opinion or
just want to bring you down with a toxic blow when all you
Wanted to do is to share a conversation. Below is a list of examples
to defend yourself from this unoriginal and nonsensical phrase.

Example 1:
Jim:I have completed all my homework in a day!
Ted:Who asked?
Jim:No one asked whether I asked.

The ultimate defense.

Example 2:
Ted:Who asked?
Jim:Does anyone have to ask?

Hit it to them straight to their face and they’ll have their mouths strapped in no time.

by MargarineDub February 3, 2023

Who Asked

Nobody asked!

Person: I'm very funny

Me: Who asked?

by Aniler November 27, 2021

who asked

meaning that someone is talking about a incorrect topic.

A: i just got 100 dollars!
B:who asked?

by sussy pie October 29, 2021

who the frick asked

yo mama

who the frick asked

bro your so childish just say who the fuck asked

by Anonymous am I September 8, 2023

who tf asked

whenever someone walks up to you and says “I just got free ice cream” you say “who tf asked”

Angela: I got free ice cream!

Dan: who tf asked

by sussy dictionary man May 30, 2022

who asked

The final card in the deck of a 14 year old when they know the person they're arguing with has every edge over them.

If you find someone telling you who asked, say "I asked". They will discombobulate and be torn apart by law of universe into quarks.

Person 1: Dude, you are such a dipshit. For one, you SHOT A HUNDRED AND TWENTY SIX PEOPLE DEAD. Second off, you just raped my girlfriend. And finally, you fucking HEXED MY FAMILY!
Person 2: Umm... uhh... who asked?...

by an extremely depressed bandu May 12, 2023

Who asked

Basically saying that nobody cares about what you just said

Whenever my friend says something out of the blue, I say “Who asked”.

by Nobody just don’t ask November 1, 2022