Who asked

When someone has no life and this is the only comeback they could only think of

A: You want coffee or tea?
B: Who asked?
A: Wha-
B: Who asked?
A: I just did

by anonymous January 7, 2024

Who asked?

phrase used by people who dont have real life friends

"My dad died 2 years ago in a car crash"
"WhO aSkEd?"

by .goofy-grooby April 22, 2023

who asked

The final card in the deck of a 14 year old when they know the person they're arguing with has every edge over them.

If you find someone telling you who asked, say "I asked". They will discombobulate and be torn apart by law of universe into quarks.

Person 1: Dude, you are such a dipshit. For one, you SHOT A HUNDRED AND TWENTY SIX PEOPLE DEAD. Second off, you just raped my girlfriend. And finally, you fucking HEXED MY FAMILY!
Person 2: Umm... uhh... who asked?...

by an extremely depressed bandu May 12, 2023

who asked

who asked is a thing when someone doesnt ana chat to you anymore but you just dont wana admit it they say hi you say who they say you say asked for a good example look at the thing

them: hi
you: who?
them:you
you:who asked

them: :(

by sus dog August 28, 2022

who asked

The joke that nobody laughs at but seems funny to the person saying
It. it is most common in kids and teenagers in schools.
it is a overated joke that nobody really cares about because it is old and it is not popular anymore.

Jake says his dad died-

david says who asked or who cares-

by TWIZZY RICH October 28, 2022

Who asked

Basically saying that nobody cares about what you just said

Whenever my friend says something out of the blue, I say “Who asked”.

by Nobody just don’t ask November 1, 2022

Who Asked?

the word who Asked is the most overused joke kinda like the over used condom that your dad kept using making you

that's right Gage your fucking annoying

it not funny anymore when you nonstop say Who Asked? Gage

>:(
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by shithoe bitch November 8, 2022