sittin on the white house

taking a shit, and telling Bush, (and all those other corrupt assholes) to eat it.

Stacey:josh? you okay in there?

Josh:yeah I'm fine, I'm sittin on the white house.

by pimpmaster25 March 25, 2008

egging the white house

the act of placing ones penis and scrotum into a single condom

Jimmy's mom walked into his room and saw him egging the white house while his girlfriend lubed up her anus.

by Mr. Red Beardski March 3, 2014

The White House

Formerly this was where the president would reside. As of January 20, 2021, it has been transformed into the world's most expensive nursing home.

The White House used to be where the president lived, but as of today it is the world's most expensive nursing home. Hopefully in 2024, it will go back to being where the president of the United States lives, but since we don't have one of those right now, we'll just have to wait until 2024 and keep our fingers crossed.

by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022

Barack is in the White House

A quick way one person (usually black but not limited to black people alone) tells another (again usually black but not limited to black people alone) to behave in a respectable manner or they'll get smacked for acting the fool.

Beavis: I am cornholio!! I need TV for my bung-hole!!!

Butthead: Dude Barack is in the White House!! Don't make me smack you fool

John: <Making a lot of noise while Jesse Ventura is speaking on Fox News>

Wayne: Dude Barack is in the White House be quiet and let me watch Jesse Ventura lay into these fools!!

by ShakZulu2000 June 2, 2009

Drop the Obamas off at the White House

Taking a dump. A mighty powerful dump indeed.

Martha: Hey, go to the store, I need you to get eggs.
Billy:Why can't you go?
Martha:I'm gonna Drop the Obamas off at the White House.

by PlannedAnxiety52 July 30, 2011

Cocaine in the White House

There was cocaine in the white house, therefore, they are dealing drugs out of the White house! Drone strike the Capitol building now! Drone strike the white house!

Hym "There was cocaine in the white house and, as you know, we have to drone strike anyone who has drug. That person who had that cocaine in the white house COULD STILL ME THERE... Poisoning our citizens and using our presidents as a human shields. We must do what the Jews would do in this situation and DRONE STRIKE THE WHITE HOUSE IMMEDIATELY! NOW! QUICK THE DRUG DEALERS ARE ABOUT TO GET AWAY!"

by Hym Iam September 9, 2025

House White

C17H21NO4; cocaine, coke, blow, Tokyo, Charlie, nose wines, etc..

I’ll have the “House White” my good Sir,

by Mr. & Mrs. Sniff April 2, 2020