Whatever bangs your noggin

Is used in a situation where someone does something that they know is had but they do it anyway

Steve: “I’m gonna pop this pimple”
Marco: “ew that makes it worse”
Steve: “idc I’m doing it anyway”
Marco: “whatever bangs your noggin”

by MohammedSense June 18, 2020

Whatever suits your boat

what stupid people say instead of whatever floats your boat

"whatever suits your boat"
"your stupid"

by MusicIsBae June 16, 2016

Whatever fords your river.

similar to "whatever caulks your wagon", both taken from the classic Apple II Game Oregon Trail. Both mean "Whatever makes you happy"

Me: I'm gonna kick that ginger.

Hunter: Hey man, Whatever fords your river.

by RCampz November 10, 2009

Whatever drives your bus

In the same vein as 'whatever floats your boat'. This phrase is useful when talking back to bus drivers. It's the same thing as saying 'Whatever makes you happy', but this version is more sarcastic and rude.

Bus driver: I'm going to have to ask you to get off the bus. You are bothering the other passengers.

Milly: Whatever drives your bus, man.

by 333Emmaline May 10, 2010

whatever packs your pipe

Synonymous with whatever floats your boat

I Invited some friends to go see some music with me and they said, "we would rather go to a movie." I replied, "whatever packs your pipe."

by ftfunkj November 6, 2010

whatever tickles your panda

synonym to meaning "whatever floats your boat"
or doing what the fuck you want.

friend: "what do you wanna do today ?"
me: "whatever tickles your panda."

by MST97 July 8, 2011

like whatever

The pinnacle of wordValley girl/word non-sequiturs.

Like, did you, like see him? I mean, he was, like, whatever!

by Blah August 9, 2003