Derived from the process of sheet welding (i.e. sticking two sheets together), refers to bed-based masturbatory activities, with the assumed consequence that the 'sheets' (substituted for 'blankets' for increased differentiation from the innocent metal-work activity), will be welded (i.e. stuck together with semen) together.
Ash: "Euurrggh Doug, is that your hand moving up and down under your covers?"
Doug: "No!"
Ash: "Don't lie, you're blanket welding again, aren't you?"
Doug: "Is it okay if I was thinking of you while I was doing it?"
Ash: "You're sooo not waking up tomorrow".
Doug: "No!"
Ash: "Don't lie, you're blanket welding again, aren't you?"
Doug: "Is it okay if I was thinking of you while I was doing it?"
Ash: "You're sooo not waking up tomorrow".
by Nuciphaal January 13, 2005
Get the blanket weldingmug. One of the highest paid, most sought after engineers in existance. A product of THE Ohio State University.
see also, better than you
see also, better than you
Dan wishes he was a Welding Engineer, instead he's stuck living for AutoCad with his Mechanical Engineering degree.
by Cameron Benedict November 18, 2007
Get the Welding Engineermug. by GewehrWolf April 10, 2007
Get the spot-weldedmug. As the name implies, this is a weld that it brushed on. It is used by the 'clever' DIY'er to 'fix' holes in cars which would otherwise fail roadworthyness test. Brush on weld takes the form of either underseal or seam sealer. Since it is much easier to apply than a proper metal weld, in that it doesnt actually join any metal together, it is within the grasp of most spanner monkeys.
Guy 1:- My car has a hole in the suspension turret and it cant pass its MOT.
Spanner monkey:- I can fix that for you using brush on weld. The MOT man will never know.
later.....
Guy 1:- You Fucking Knob Jockey! That brush on weld failed the mot!
Spanner monkey:- I can fix that for you using brush on weld. The MOT man will never know.
later.....
Guy 1:- You Fucking Knob Jockey! That brush on weld failed the mot!
by DMIG October 31, 2011
Get the Brush On Weldmug. When a loser who has little to no contact with girls finally gets touched by a girl or a stripper and immediately blows a load in his pants but says nothing.. Then said load dries and his junk is stuck to the front of his pants...
We got Chuck a lapdance at the strip club lastnight and he totally spot welded himself to the front of his pants during the dance.
Harp had never been with a girl before, when she took her top off it caused him to spot weld himself to the front of his pants.
Harp had never been with a girl before, when she took her top off it caused him to spot weld himself to the front of his pants.
by Ref Rob G February 2, 2010
Get the Spot Weldmug. When it is so hot and sticky that your nut sack is hard welded to the side of your leg that it requires a pry bar and a full on split to separate them.
by Cmf1971 July 22, 2018
Get the sack weldmug. by The UK BIG G June 21, 2018
Get the welding midgetmug.